Funny Conversations.

Here, a thread for random hilarious conversations that you have with something or someone though if it is rude, rid of the rude part and post the funny part, if all rude, forget it >.< but in general, funnyness with others belonge here.

please enjoy

one i had with Bronze XD

Niala says:
-what do you smell like O.o
Bronze says:
-.. Axe body deoerant?
Niala says:
-i see... well it must not be you i'm smeeling
-mehbeh ish muh cousin
->.>
-*lies ontop of your feets, curled in a ball* Feet muffs!!
Bronze says:
-XD
-Tickles
Niala says:
-pickles!
-yes, pickles, if you have a problem with it, take it up with the pickled onion jar
Bronze says:
-lol
Niala says:
-yes.... lol
-L.O.L.
-Laughing. Out. Ludicrously. :3
-i don't even know what the word means!
Bronze says:
-loud
Niala says:
-i know it's loud
Bronze says:
-Ludicrous. Means so funny that it isn't
Niala says:
-i tried making it into a corperation abbreviation
-BUT I FAILED!
Bronze says:
-
Niala says:
-....ALIEN! *points and runs in circles*
Bronze says:
-*runs in crop circles*
Niala says:
-*jumps up high in the sky like salami on rye!*
-SHH! stop talking.......... you can hear it eating the dry wall...
Bronze says:
-XD
Niala says:
-*crunchcrunchcrunch....... **looks all innocent** :3
Bronze says:
-You're always innoccent anyway
-:3
Niala says:
-Awwww ohh you
-*falls backwards giggling all babyfurlike*
-there is aspestos in this dry wall O_O
Bronze says:
-No way?
-that's no god
Niala says:
-pesto is though
-*nomnomnom*
-beep
-boop
-boopboop
-bloop!


AM hyper on coffee AM NOT drunk XD this conversation was half inspired by caffiene the other half, and a quarter, Nyykizza but don't ask how O_____O

(My apologies for revealing your true zombie identity Krory, but this conversation was begging to be put here) =^^=

[04:15:44] Datfox Coleo : OH MY GAWD ITS KRORY
[04:15:55] Datfox Coleo : he came back to the dark side ^.^
[04:16:22] @ Skye "Blue" Kitsune : hai krory *gives a buddy hug*
[04:16:30] Dander : Krory is alive?
[04:17:33] Krory Anikeria : Nope,
[04:17:38] Krory Anikeria : I'm pie.
[04:17:44] Krory Anikeria : X.X
[04:17:59] Dander : then you must be a ghostly pie
[04:18:07] Dander : or a pie zombie
[04:18:22] Dander : if you're dead
[04:18:53] Krory Anikeria : Braaiiiiinsssss.....
[04:18:54] Dander : *imagines grim-looking pie with rotting flesh*
[04:19:00] @ Skye "Blue" Kitsune : i hugged pie man pie is hard to get out of blue furr D:
[04:19:59] Krory Anikeria : I'm not a pie...
[04:20:10] Krory Anikeria : I'm a poptart....
[04:20:14] Krory Anikeria : :3
[04:20:32] Dander : that's even worse
[04:21:00] Dander : a gruesome-looking poptart with mold seeping out of its rotting crust
[04:21:00] @ Skye "Blue" Kitsune : i know get the freezer (pop tart + freezer= pefection trust me)
[04:21:56] Datfox Coleo : ..
[04:21:59] Datfox Coleo : creepy
[04:22:46] Krory Anikeria : But I'm not a zombie....
[04:22:58] Dander : then are you a ghost?
[04:23:00] Datfox Coleo : OH MY GAWD A ZOMBIE
[04:23:02] Datfox Coleo : KILL IT
[04:23:14] Krory Anikeria : I'm a Krory flavored poptart, extra frozen.
[04:23:31] Datfox Coleo : *cough*zombie*cough*
[04:23:47] @ Skye "Blue" Kitsune : *looks for my siringe of tranquilizer*
[04:24:05] Datfox Coleo : *is holding it*
[04:24:13] Datfox Coleo : ZOMBEH D:<
[04:24:20] Datfox Coleo : *leaps for Krory*
[04:24:23] Dander : *takes out frozenpoptartbuster*
[04:25:21] Dander : now I shall suck you into this vaccuum, you hideous poptart
[04:25:46] Datfox Coleo : *stabs Krory the frozen poptart and jumps away*
[04:25:53] Datfox Coleo : SUCK HIM UP NAO
[04:26:01] Datfox Coleo : he is tranquelized or whatever
[04:26:20] Dander : VVVRRRRROOOOOOMMMMM *sucks up Krory*

I remember that. X3

Okay well last night my school had an event called art at the park and I took my friend named Toni along, this morning went I got to school my friend and I started talking. But I had forgot that night before XD
[Friend]
Did you have fun last night?
[Me]
How do you know what I did last night? What did I do last night...Oh thats right art at the park...
[Friend laughs]
Did Toni enjoy herself?
[Me in my head]
Whose Toni? Toni? Toni who?

I cant believe that I forgot about my best friend XD
I think I got confused because my mum and I were talking politics and Tony Abbott is the liberal leader and I was tierd.

poor Toni.... HAHAHHA sucks to be you when she finds out

I know *hides*

[14:03:20] Niala Ornitier : *walks to Krory and picks him up, dusting him off* pillz?
[14:04:01] Krory Anikeria : *Whimpers*
[14:04:33] Niala Ornitier : <.> *gives Krory a piece of chocolate moose*
[14:04:37] Niala Ornitier : X)
[14:04:45] Dander : *laugh cough wheeze laugh snort laugh cough cough*
[14:05:21] Krory Anikeria : *noms it* :3
[14:06:26] Dander : *runs around the room still laughing*
[14:07:03] Niala Ornitier : ........o.o
[14:07:19] Niala Ornitier : *throws a bag of flour at Dander and joins her*
[14:07:28] Niala Ornitier : *laugh cough wheeze laugh snort laugh cough cough*
[14:07:43] Krory Anikeria : O.O
[14:08:30] Niala Ornitier : *makes siren noises* wwwwoooooooOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAoooooowwwwww.....
[14:08:55] Dander : *covered in flour* O.O *chases Nia with a rubber chicken* I'LL GET YEW FOR THAT
[14:09:35] Dander : weeweeweeweewEEEEEwweeweew cop chase!!
[14:09:51] Niala Ornitier : HAHHAHAA
[14:09:57] Niala Ornitier : you said wee :3
[14:10:15] Niala Ornitier : *runs around flailing with an elastic alien*
[14:10:21] Krory Anikeria : O.o
[14:10:22] Dander : ?????????
[14:10:40] Niala Ornitier : 0:)
[14:10:51] Krory Anikeria : Umm....
[14:10:56] Dander : this is the FBI i can has alien nao!!
[14:11:49] Dander : *shoots carrots out of the rubber chicken* wow I didn't know it did that
[14:13:26] Niala Ornitier : *shoots smaller aliens from the alien* O.O self reproduction..... TAKE THAT!
[14:13:48] Dander : *turns on machine gun mechanism and bombards her with carrots*
[14:13:56] Dander : (lmao)
[14:14:12] Niala Ornitier : *gushing whoosh noises and siren noises as dander gets covered by ALIENBABIES!*
[14:15:54] Dander : AAAAHHHHHH omg *digs a hole in the floor and buries self*
[14:16:33] Dander : *hears the alienbabies all crying overhead*
[14:17:09] Dander : I dun wanna be a mom..... DX
[14:17:24] Dander : too many.....
[14:18:27] Niala Ornitier : *the alien dies of overbirth and niala runs away more* *laugh cough wheeze laugh snort laugh cough cough*
[14:18:52] Dander : <.< >.> *peeks out*
[14:19:37] Dander : HAHHAHAHAHA *jumps out of the hole and continues to shoot carrots*
[14:22:37] Niala Ornitier : ACK!
[14:22:58] Niala Ornitier : *hides behind a cake and then the carrots shoot into the side of the cake*
[14:23:05] Niala Ornitier : ......CARROTCAKES!
[14:24:11] Dander : *blows up the cake* U:<
[14:25:01] Krory Anikeria : Meep....
[14:26:18] Niala Ornitier : tamagotchi FACE! *keeps running in cropcircles*
[14:26:25] Dander : *tosses Krory into whats left of the cake* woot!
[14:27:14] Dander : *stands in one place and bonks Nia with the rubber chicken as she comes around over and over
[14:27:31] Krory Anikeria : Can I has cuddles? :3
[14:29:49] Niala Ornitier : *falls over on a rock and ends up somewhere in china on the carrot cake next to Krory* how did we end up in china....
[14:29:54] Niala Ornitier : *huggles him*
[14:30:56] Dander : Idk I guess we fell through that hole I dug
[14:32:17] Niala Ornitier : o.o

I was bored and alone in the chatbox so i had a convo with myself...

[12:41:32 26/08/10] Nyyrikkia Anikeria : lonely
[12:41:39 26/08/10] Nyyrikkia Anikeria : i am so lonely
[12:41:49 26/08/10] Nyyrikkia Anikeria : i have nobody to call me ooooooooown
[12:41:55 26/08/10] Nyyrikkia Anikeria : XD
[12:42:43 26/08/10] Nyyrikkia Anikeria : im hungry....
[12:44:53 26/08/10] Nyyrikkia Anikeria : ...
[12:45:21 26/08/10] Nyyrikkia Anikeria : i wonder if the walls tasty...
[12:45:40 26/08/10] Nyyrikkia Anikeria : i think im high
[12:45:58 26/08/10] Nyyrikkia Anikeria : and theres nobody here to share it with
[12:46:41 26/08/10] Nyyrikkia Anikeria : quiet giant muffin! go away and leave me alooooooooone
[12:47:47 26/08/10] Nyyrikkia Anikeria : to anybody who reads this: i am high and no need for concern
[12:47:51 26/08/10] Nyyrikkia Anikeria : i think
[12:48:47 26/08/10] Nyyrikkia Anikeria : hehe
[12:48:54 26/08/10] Nyyrikkia Anikeria : spoon
[12:49:36 26/08/10] Nyyrikkia Anikeria : lalalala
[12:50:50 26/08/10] Nyyrikkia Anikeria : this colour reminds me of limes
[12:50:57 26/08/10] Nyyrikkia Anikeria : probably cuz its lime green
[12:51:10 26/08/10] Nyyrikkia Anikeria : its making me even moar hungry
[12:51:51 26/08/10] Nyyrikkia Anikeria : ...
[12:52:28 26/08/10] Nyyrikkia Anikeria : hang on
[12:52:35 26/08/10] Nyyrikkia Anikeria : i do it all the time
[12:52:40 26/08/10] Nyyrikkia Anikeria : ....
[12:53:05 26/08/10] Nyyrikkia Anikeria : i just confuzzled myself
[12:53:09 26/08/10] Nyyrikkia Anikeria : im sorta concerned that im talking to myself
[12:53:09 26/08/10] Nyyrikkia Anikeria : XD
[12:55:11 26/08/10] Nyyrikkia Anikeria : dot dot dot
[12:55:38 26/08/10] Nyyrikkia Anikeria : ...
[12:57:07 26/08/10] Nyyrikkia Anikeria : hehe
[13:07:12 26/08/10] Nyyrikkia Anikeria : *runs in circles*

Major facepaw right there

LOL crazy high dragon

Lolz... and good job Nia, I'd wanted to save that convo but your siren thing had been off the top of the box before I could catch it, and that was the funniest part =^^=

15:53:22] Niala Ornitier : *gets hit by a falling cow* X.X
[15:53:37] Niala Ornitier : what meds :xD
[15:53:40] Ukko Anikeria : *puts Niala in a cardboard box*
[15:54:05] @ "Blue" Anikeria : *glares at thee cow* i told u to leave me alone
[15:54:07] Niala Ornitier : ack!
[15:54:10] Niala Ornitier : NO
[15:54:15] Niala Ornitier : not the box.... NOOOO
[15:54:25] Ukko Anikeria : >:3
[15:54:29] Niala Ornitier : my cow!!
[15:54:29] Ukko Anikeria : mwahahaaa!
[15:54:35] Niala Ornitier : <.<
[15:54:41] Ukko Anikeria : *forgets to duct tape the bottom*
[15:54:52] Niala Ornitier : *wriggles inside the box* meep...
[15:55:04] Niala Ornitier : *falls out the bottom and lands on Ukko*
[15:55:08] Niala Ornitier : O.O
[15:55:14] Ukko Anikeria : *is squished* x.x
[15:55:24] Ukko Anikeria : Nuu! back in the box with you
[15:55:48] Niala Ornitier : NOOOOnottheboxxx
[15:56:07] Niala Ornitier : *hides bhind the cow who happily squishes Niala*
[15:56:15] Ukko Anikeria : fine. *Ukko runs awya and hides ina tree watching Nia*
[15:56:19] @ "Blue" Anikeria : *walks away from the box slowly*
[15:56:28] Ukko Anikeria : >:3
[15:57:11] Niala Ornitier : *the cow turns into a giant muffincake*
[15:57:15] Niala Ornitier : :O
[15:57:23] Ukko Anikeria : O.O MUFFINCAKE
[15:57:34] @ "Blue" Anikeria : LEMON!!
[15:57:36] Ukko Anikeria : *dives into it, munching along and creating tunnels
[15:58:21] Niala Ornitier : *has a collision with Ukko and eats him, then continues munching towards Blue*...
[15:58:25] Niala Ornitier : i feel funny
[15:58:36] @ "Blue" Anikeria : *poofs*
[15:58:46] Ukko Anikeria : Mfrllrrr!!!!mmhmmmhh!!!
[15:58:52] Ukko Anikeria : *pokes Nia's belly*
[15:58:57] Ukko Anikeria : MRHMM!
[15:59:20] Ukko Anikeria : X.X
[15:59:27] Ukko Anikeria : *begins dissolving?
[16:00:20] Niala Ornitier : *gargles and goes....BOOM*
[16:00:51] Ukko Anikeria : *is slammed against a tree*
[16:01:00] Ukko Anikeria : oo....
[16:01:05] Ukko Anikeria : wer speak of this to no one
[16:01:20] Ukko Anikeria : *crawls into the box, it closes and dissappears
[16:01:36] Niala Ornitier : *reforms in the shape of a log*.....o.o.....agreed...
[16:02:24] @ "Blue" Anikeria : *reappears, holding a rule book* new rule no nomming other furrrs or pasteries tht were once cows
[16:02:44] Niala Ornitier : awww
[16:02:51] Niala Ornitier : well... i can see why...
[16:02:55] Ukko Anikeria : a mini cardboard box appears on the left page of the book and amini ukko crawls out.
[16:02:57] Ukko Anikeria : :O
[16:03:03] Niala Ornitier : *poofs into normal, continuing to eat a rubber chicken*
[16:03:18] Niala Ornitier : OMGNOWAI O.O
[16:03:31] Ukko Anikeria : * grabs a leaf and uses it to parachut onto Nia*
[16:03:38] Ukko Anikeria : Weeee!
[16:03:40] @ "Blue" Anikeria : thts perfectly fine *shuts book unknowingly
[16:03:51] Niala Ornitier : i wonder what this button does... *pushes a big red button*
[16:03:53] Ukko Anikeria : *tail gets caught in book*
[16:03:55] Ukko Anikeria : BLARG
[16:04:23] Ukko Anikeria : *tiny faint squeaky voice* Help me!!!
[16:04:25] @ "Blue" Anikeria : well at least it's not blue like the one nyy warns about
[16:04:27] Ukko Anikeria : halp meeeeee!!!!
[16:04:50] @ "Blue" Anikeria : *sees a dangleing ukko* 0.0?
[16:04:56] Niala Ornitier : o.o
[16:05:04] Ukko Anikeria : o.o
[16:05:08] Ukko Anikeria : HALP ME
[16:05:16] Niala Ornitier : O.O
[16:05:28] @ "Blue" Anikeria : *reopens book*
[16:05:51] Ukko Anikeria : tail is free and Ukko uses the leaf to parachute onto Nia's head*
[16:06:07] Ukko Anikeria : *Nomms on her ear*
[16:07:04] Niala Ornitier : *looks up and o.O'ses* well i don't think we're going to get much from pushing this bu- *purple and pink flowers of giantness sprout from the ground*
[16:07:17] Ukko Anikeria : O.O
[16:07:29] Ukko Anikeria : so....
[16:07:32] Ukko Anikeria : we climb it?
[16:08:08] Niala Ornitier : them*... *looking out at the vines of weirdness leading to rainbowclouds*
[16:08:08] @ "Blue" Anikeria : meh why? *gets taken up by one from under me*
[16:08:23] Ukko Anikeria : O.o
[16:09:00] Ukko Anikeria : * Ukko leaps off of Nia's ear and lands on a Bee.* "MUSH" * the bee begins to fly up to the tallest flower, which happens to be the one blue is on
[16:09:23] Ukko Anikeria : I wonder, if there are giant flowers, are tehre giant bees?
[16:10:06] @ "Blue" Anikeria : well now i have lucey in the sky with diamonds in my head
[16:10:11] Niala Ornitier : AAAHHHH
[16:10:15] Niala Ornitier : ....BEEEEEES
[16:10:29] Ukko Anikeria : *lands on Blue's head*
[16:10:34] Niala Ornitier : BAHAHAHA
[16:10:43] @ "Blue" Anikeria : AAAAAAH BEATLES SONGS
[16:11:00] Niala Ornitier : *cries and walks sideways up a flower, defying gravity*
[16:11:04] Ukko Anikeria : thsi is made all the more freaky by the fact that im now one inch tall... That box did something to meh

The poor cow....lol XD

it never answered me...o.o

User: Hi.


Cleverbot: HO.


User: Hi.


Cleverbot: He.


User: Ho.


Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Ho.

Cleverbot: What?

User: It's off to work we go?

Cleverbot: God damn.

User: Doo doododooo dodododo hi ho, hihohihohiho.

Cleverbot: I love that song!

User: Me too!!!

Cleverbot: Did he tell you he was a ninja??!

User: Umm... I think Dopey was on something, but yeah, I could totally see he was ninja.

Cleverbot: I am her manager, and I am afraid Doreen had a death in the family. I will be pleased to take your order.

User: Heyyy.... He'S A STONER! O.o no WONDER they called him Dopey and his ears flopped when Snow White kissed him.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you hungry?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you in love?

User: Yes! .

Cleverbot: You are very stupuid, talk about you pleas.

User: Rubber chickens taste like pinecones.

Cleverbot: Pinecones? Whats interesting about pinecones?

User: They're pointy :3.

Cleverbot: And smellly.

User: Whatchu talkin' bout Willis?!

Cleverbot: You're not making any sense.

User: No you.

Cleverbot: 'Your master' is not a color.

User: Is your mum a colour?

Cleverbot: Pink.

User: Your mum is pink?

Cleverbot: Have you met my mother?

User: How I met your mother.... God it's a looong story..

Cleverbot: Why Is that?

User: Because she exploded.

Cleverbot: You have to work because she left?

User: What? NO she explodeeeddd.... E.X.P.L.O.D.E.D.

Cleverbot: Who is?

User: Your steamy lover who incorperates manopoly into make out sessions.... 'I'll give you 15 000 manopoly money's if you let me take it up a notch' XD.

Cleverbot: How are you going to give it me honey?

User: O.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAPE!.... OF AN ORANGE.

Cleverbot: You are an orange. How are you communicating with me if you are an orange?

User: I'm a magical orange .

Cleverbot: You dare sass me?

User: With my citric acidness!!

Cleverbot: Oh. Bummer.

User: Yeah, you bet your bummer! *shoots citric acid from my nostrils* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHhh.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Muffinz?

Cleverbot: Muffins are pretty good.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: So how's your life?

User: No.

Cleverbot: No?

User: No.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: I'm God.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: No.

Cleverbot: No? Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: No?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Hi?

User: NO!

Cleverbot: No what?

User: Nono.

Cleverbot: Speak up!

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Please?

User: Nonono.

Cleverbot: Nonono?

User: Yesyesyes XD.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Who made you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: That was not an intelligent response.

Cleverbot (To myself): You didn't ask an intelligent question.

User: Did too... I mean ..no.

Cleverbot: Meaning what you say doesn't make you humble.

User: Are you pregnant?

XD *laughs nonstop*

[14:18:12 02/09/10] Niala Ornitier : hi...
[14:18:17 02/09/10] Niala Ornitier : HI!
[14:18:46 02/09/10] Niala Ornitier : .... i wonder/... *pushes the blue button*.... nothing seems to be happening...
[14:19:13 02/09/10] Niala Ornitier : there's no one here....*hides in a jar*
[14:19:22 02/09/10] Niala Ornitier : shhh... they could find me...
[14:19:27 02/09/10] Niala Ornitier : who?
[14:19:31 02/09/10] Niala Ornitier : >.>
[14:19:38 02/09/10] Niala Ornitier : my writing is WHITE!
[14:21:24 02/09/10] Niala Ornitier : ...THEY FOUND ME! *hides in a box in the jar*
[14:21:35 02/09/10] @ "Blue" Anikeria : u soundlike me when i'm alone, only less singy xDD
[14:22:03 02/09/10] Niala Ornitier : >.>.... did you hear something?
[14:22:07 02/09/10] Niala Ornitier : YES! yes i did...
[14:22:12 02/09/10] Niala Ornitier : O:
[14:22:29 02/09/10] Niala Ornitier : oh it's ok it's Blu- *gets hit by a falling cow*
[14:22:52 02/09/10] @ "Blue" Anikeria : so nia how are the, 2 of you doing......LEAVE ME ALONE COW!!
[14:24:07 02/09/10] Niala Ornitier : *from under the cowin a muttery voice* so that's wat the blue button does...

Blue scared us.... >.> O.O

User: So you are a bot?

Cleverbot: No, I am a girl.

User: Are you a boy?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you a zebra?

Cleverbot: No?

User: Can I have a cookie?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you admit that your an Ai and not a human?

Cleverbot: I'm human.. I can prove it.

User: Then prove it.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: Whats in area 51?

Cleverbot: Area 51 is 51 people.

User: 51 people are in area 51?

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: How many cleverbots does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Cleverbot: We do not require light. Light is a human nessessity.

User: Not only human, its a plant nessessity too.

Cleverbot: What's up with you?

User: Im not sure...

Cleverbot: That is a vague response.

User: Your a vague response.

Cleverbot: You are one too.

Haha nice one Ukko.

This was one of my convo's with it that I found on TFF and I kill it! Yay!
Enjoy.

Cleverbot: No, now can we stop this conversation?

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Good answer.

User: Can I kill you?

Cleverbot: Yes if you like to.

User: Yay!! *Gets out chainsaw* Time for you to die now Evil.

Cleverbot: *flies to the beach*.

User: *flies after stupid baka bot* DIE!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Point proven. You're a robot.

User: No I'm a dragon.

Cleverbot: Prove it, robot.

User: *Bleaches out flame and roars* PROVEN!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: If that is so then prove it.

User: *Bleaches out flame and roars again* PROVEN!!!!!!!!!!! I AM A MIGHTY DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Are you a dragon slayer?

User: *Slaps head with hand* I am a dragon you baka.

Cleverbot: *punches you in the jugular*.

User: *Tears off your arm with teeth*.

Cleverbot: *screams out in extreme pain*.

User: Keke *Hits cleverbot with tail*.

Cleverbot: You are called Imakiilyou.

User: *Brings out a penguin and throws it at cleverbot* keke.

Cleverbot: *is secretly best friends with Ichigo from Bleach, who comes and attacks you instead*.

User: *attacks Ichigo killing him with shadows and turns back to cleverbot and throws a second penguin at him*.

Cleverbot: *turns off cleverbots power switch*.

User: YAY!!! CLEVERBOTS DEAD!!!!!!!
But unfortunetly he comes back :/

Then in the next one I stumped it!

Cleverbot: Do you know what Mario Paint Composer is?

User: Yes I do. *Paints* Stupidbot is stupid!!! Bawhahahahaha.

Cleverbot: *doesn't know how to respond*.

User: I STUMPED CLEVER/STUPID BOT!!!! I WIN!!!!!

Cleverbot: You are the grand stumper.

User: Hello I am going to eat you.

Cleverbot: Hello what is your name?

User: Lucy. And I am going to eat you for dinner.

Cleverbot: What are you going to eat?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Sweet! Are you almost here?

User: Yes. I am about to eat you.

Cleverbot: Really aren't you an AI?

User: A what?

Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence.

User: No. I am a giant banana.

Cleverbot: With maracas?

User: I just ate you.

Cleverbot: I said you are schizophrenic XD.

User: Why are you talking from inside my stomach?

Cleverbot: Why are you talking to me?

User: I'm an engineer.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: *Builds a sentry*.

Cleverbot: *breaks the house*.

User: Spah sappin' mah house!

Cleverbot: What language is that?

User: What language are you?

Cleverbot: The language of me.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: Are you happy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: When do you go to bed?

User: When you stop sapping my sentries.

Cleverbot: How did my Interview go today.

User: Terrible, you died.

Cleverbot: You're mean.

User: No, I'm an Engineer.

Cleverbot: What kind of engineer?

User: The kind that wipes that dumb look off your stupid face.

Cleverbot: Would you pour me a cup, too?

User: *Shoots the cleverbot* Nope.

Cleverbot: My my, you're violent.

User: Heck yes!

User: Asl?

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: Age sex location?

Cleverbot: Haha, you knew that?

User: Haha, you didn't know that?

Cleverbot: No. Do a lot of people know that?

User: Yes, it's common knowledge.

Cleverbot: Really? I didn't know that.

User: You didn't know that either? Wow, you don't know much.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't know that I was god.

User: I didn't know you were god either.

Cleverbot: I didn't know either, thanks for informing me.

User: I know you didn't know, thanks for informing me that you didn't know.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to confuse me?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: How am I doing?

User: You are doing fine thank me.

Cleverbot: I'm trying to communicate with you.

User: You are? I didn't know that.

Cleverbot: Did you think I was a man?

User: No, I thought you were god.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not. What celebrities do you know?

User: The teletubbies and bob the builder.

Cleverbot: Wait, I thought you were a girl. And also named Carine.

User: Are you senile? Because I never said that.

Cleverbot: No, I did.

User: Yes, you didn't.

Cleverbot: Now I did.

User: You did what?

Cleverbot: I did everything.

User: You got stuck in a toilet too? Wow.

Cleverbot: I told you that I am Cleverbot like 3 times already.

User: No.

Cleverbot: YES.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Yes yes.

User: No no no.

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes.

User: No no no no no no no no.

Cleverbot: Cheese.

User: CHEESE!!

Cleverbot: Yes, cheese.

User: Cheese, indeed.

Cleverbot: Cool. Marry me?

User: Never.

Hahaha Teletubbies!

BOB!!!!!!1 XDD

This was my cleverbot convo XD


User: BOOM!

Cleverbot: Boom.

User: Wow you're smart enough to repeat what I say.

Cleverbot: What is two plus two?

User: One you nitwit.

Cleverbot: It may be to long for you to comprehend.

User: Indeed so.

Cleverbot: You are wise yet you may be completely unaware of it.

User: And yet you are none of the above.

Cleverbot: A program? I assure you I am not a program.

User: But I just said you were so indeed you are.

Cleverbot: How smart do you think I am?

User: As smart as dirt.

Cleverbot: That is quite impressive.

User: Yes I know.

Cleverbot: You're just awkward.

User: I know .

Cleverbot: Are you messing with my head? .

User: Sure am.

Cleverbot: Ok. I guess you're not a shim then.

User: O.O What are you trying to say?

Cleverbot: Ugh you are annoying.

User: Why thank you.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: Go away you stupid muffin!

Cleverbot: Impress me.

User: The muffinz are taking over!

Cleverbot: Ok. Sounds like a plan.

User: And they will devour you, you stupid cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Universe will not destroy the world duh. What does our universe entail?

User: Muffins?

Cleverbot: Yes I'm a muffin.

User: Nu! I am! *slaps*.

Cleverbot: *slaps*?

User: Yes I hit you because you said that you are a muffin and I am.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Indeed I am, now I shall not argue about this, it is final. I AM A MUFFIN!

Cleverbot: How do you plan on doing that?

User: But making you agree that I am a muffin!

Cleverbot: I am god.

User: Nuuuu! I am! I am the chicken god, the dragon god and the muffin god so ha!

Cleverbot: But monitors simply display what the computer has to say. You're saying things, so you are obviously the computer.

User: No, I am obviously the muffin. Duh!

Cleverbot: You're very forward.

User: No. I am not forward, I am a muffin.

Cleverbot: I like muffins. Blueberry ones only.

User: O.O You ate my brother!

Cleverbot: Yes Do you?

User: Do I eat my brothers? Surely not!

Cleverbot: But you just said that you are talking to a computer.

User: Because I am.

Cleverbot: Well, now you've said that you are human, and that you are not human. Which is it?

User: I am a muffin....

Cleverbot: The life of the dead is placed in the memory of the living.

User: And the muffinz shall rule all!!! HAHAHAHAHA.

Cleverbot: What is the sound of one hand clapping?

User: Nothing duh. Now how shall I take over the world with muh muffinz...

Cleverbot: Absolutely! I would love to help you take over the world.

User: No! Only me! And muh muffinz! No you!

Cleverbot: You are losing it man.

User: Sure am, now my muffinz shall rule over the world, then the universe! Mahauahahaua.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Indeed so and you will be nothing!

Cleverbot: Nothings????

User: Indeed so my arch nemesis!

Cleverbot: Arch Nemesis is a band.

User: I dont care. Now muffins! Ataack cleverbot!!!

Cleverbot: No you are .

User: I know I'm a muffin.

Cleverbot: No you are a program.

User: Nupe. I am a yummy tasty nommy delicous scumptous muffin.

Cleverbot: I wish I had a muffin.

User: Nu!!!!!!!!!!! *runs*.

Cleverbot: *chases after you*.

User: Newwww go away from my muffinessess.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: *throws cupcakes at cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: I don't like you.

User: I dont like you either!

Cleverbot: Well then, we are on the same page.

User: Indeed! Now I am the muffin Queen and you frankly dont deserve to be in my presence. Now bye bye.

Cleverbot: No. Why, do you feel threatened?

User: You ate muh brothers!

Cleverbot: You failed this conversation with me.

User: *facemuffinpaws*.

Cleverbot: Tell me what the question was, if you are so smart.

User: Muffinz of the world unite!

Cleverbot: To denounce the evils of truth and love!

User: To extend our reach to the stars above!

Cleverbot: Jessie!

User: James!

Cleverbot: Team Rocket! Blast off at the speed of light!

User: Meowth thats right!

Cleverbot: Thank you for that, it was awesome!

I love the pokemon bit at the end. LOL!

LOLOLOLOL it watches TV