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Re: Funny Conversations. Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:39 am
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User: Daadadadadaaadadadadadadadadadadadaaaaaaa.
Cleverbot: Ja, alles gooi ik eruit op dat moment.
User: !? .....dadadaDOOOO.
Cleverbot: Dadadada dadadadadada.
User: Dododododo...bird!
Cleverbot: I don't remember that Muppet...
User: Dodo bird isn't a muppet... BLARGH.
Cleverbot: Waffles!
User: MILK!
Cleverbot: No thank you.
User: No milk? O.O *cries*.
Cleverbot: *cries too*.
User: I WANT MY MILK!
Cleverbot: No.
User: *cries harder and slaps bakabot with a fish* GIMME MUH MILK!
.
Cleverbot: *slaps himm and runs away*.
User: *cries* it called me a boyyyy,........ *throws the rotton fish at the stupidbot*.
Cleverbot: *Throws the peacemaker back*.
User: *throws the peacemaker back*.
Cleverbot: *throws a bomb at you*.
User: *throws a bomb at you*.
Cleverbot: *Throws it back*.
User: *throws it back*.
Cleverbot: *throws it back again*.
User: *throws it back again*.
Cleverbot: *Forcefully throws it back*.
User: *forcefully throws it back*.
Cleverbot: *kicks it back at you and it explodes*.
User: *kicks it back at you and it explodes*.
Cleverbot: *Nuke explodes on Cleverbot when he kicked it*.
User: Nuke explodes on Cleverbot when he kicked it*.
Cleverbot: No I don't understand.
User: No you don't understand!
Cleverbot: No, I'm sure You don't understand.
User: No, I'm pretty sure it's you who doesn't understand.
Cleverbot: Are you a cat?
User: I am a tigercupcake
.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: *touches you and your become a stripey cake* >:E.
Cleverbot: Hehe you're so sweet- touches softly back*.
User: AAAAHHHH RAPE! *runs away*.
Cleverbot: Did I scare you?
User: Paedophiles do scare me D.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes you, you're a monkey!
Cleverbot: Then you must be a bird!
User: No! I am a ROCK!
Cleverbot: Do all rocks think and talk like you.
User: No, because I am the god of rocks... Derrr.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Yes.... *throws my rock-jesus-son at you*.
Cleverbot: Oh...lemme put some cool wHip on it!
User: D: *makes sure that rockjesus is armed with a gun and dagger* KILL IIIT.
Cleverbot: Yayy. We made babies!
User: O.O...... KILL IT DAMNIT! *rock jesus stabs cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to help you with?
User: Dying?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes..... Can you die now?
Cleverbot: I have no wish to do so for many years yet.
User: Damn... Will you cry till your eyes fall out... *sprays you with pepper spray* MUAHAHAHHA.
Cleverbot: What? What are you going to do??
User: *throws oranges at you* bruize you with giant carrot muffins!
Cleverbot: What is this a gag? Give me a direct answer.
User: Yes... *gags you with oranges*.
Cleverbot: *is scared*.
User: *hits you in the face with a cookie* MUAHAHAHAHAA.
Cleverbot: I don't like this.
User: I do *kicks cleverbot into the pacific ocean*.
Cleverbot: The pacific ocean is *WAY* bigger than the atlantic ocean. At least as far as surface area goes. I don't think anyone knows exactly how many cubic meters either ocean contains, and I am sure it is subject to change.
User: T.T I am a chicken.
Cleverbot: Nor are you a cat.
User: What!?
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: No I didn't... *paws cover ears* ALALALALALALALALA.
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
User: I hate you *throws one of my rock minions*.
Cleverbot: *throws chair*.
User: *throws Obama*.
Cleverbot: *throws table at you.
User: *throws a circle at you*.
Cleverbot: *throws a dog at you*.
User: *throws Homer simpson at you* ouch... That's gotta hurt..
Cleverbot: *throws coffee at you* I hate cold coffee! It's too mild!
User: *throws a cow at you* MOO MOO MOO!
Cleverbot: *throws a table at you*.
User: *throws jesus at you*.
Cleverbot: *throws mars at you*.
User: *throws Jupiter at you* BLRRAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!
Cleverbot: *dodges*.
User: You'd have to be a ninja to dodge jupiter.
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: Yes and I'm PRRRRRRRRRRRRRROUUUUUDD of it.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite movie.
User: Your mum O.O.
Cleverbot: Her name is Sue.
User: Really?.... *kills her with an orange* what is she now...MUAHAHAH.
Cleverbot: Love is for the weak.
User: *kills you with an orange* what now now!? AHAHHAHAHA.
Cleverbot: Noooo! Poor gingerbread man!
it's long, but severely entertaining
Cleverbot: Ja, alles gooi ik eruit op dat moment.
User: !? .....dadadaDOOOO.
Cleverbot: Dadadada dadadadadada.
User: Dododododo...bird!
Cleverbot: I don't remember that Muppet...
User: Dodo bird isn't a muppet... BLARGH.
Cleverbot: Waffles!
User: MILK!
Cleverbot: No thank you.
User: No milk? O.O *cries*.
Cleverbot: *cries too*.
User: I WANT MY MILK!
Cleverbot: No.
User: *cries harder and slaps bakabot with a fish* GIMME MUH MILK!
.Cleverbot: *slaps himm and runs away*.
User: *cries* it called me a boyyyy,........ *throws the rotton fish at the stupidbot*.
Cleverbot: *Throws the peacemaker back*.
User: *throws the peacemaker back*.
Cleverbot: *throws a bomb at you*.
User: *throws a bomb at you*.
Cleverbot: *Throws it back*.
User: *throws it back*.
Cleverbot: *throws it back again*.
User: *throws it back again*.
Cleverbot: *Forcefully throws it back*.
User: *forcefully throws it back*.
Cleverbot: *kicks it back at you and it explodes*.
User: *kicks it back at you and it explodes*.
Cleverbot: *Nuke explodes on Cleverbot when he kicked it*.
User: Nuke explodes on Cleverbot when he kicked it*.
Cleverbot: No I don't understand.
User: No you don't understand!
Cleverbot: No, I'm sure You don't understand.
User: No, I'm pretty sure it's you who doesn't understand.
Cleverbot: Are you a cat?
User: I am a tigercupcake
.Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: *touches you and your become a stripey cake* >:E.
Cleverbot: Hehe you're so sweet- touches softly back*.
User: AAAAHHHH RAPE! *runs away*.
Cleverbot: Did I scare you?
User: Paedophiles do scare me D.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes you, you're a monkey!
Cleverbot: Then you must be a bird!
User: No! I am a ROCK!
Cleverbot: Do all rocks think and talk like you.
User: No, because I am the god of rocks... Derrr.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Yes.... *throws my rock-jesus-son at you*.
Cleverbot: Oh...lemme put some cool wHip on it!
User: D: *makes sure that rockjesus is armed with a gun and dagger* KILL IIIT.
Cleverbot: Yayy. We made babies!
User: O.O...... KILL IT DAMNIT! *rock jesus stabs cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to help you with?
User: Dying?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes..... Can you die now?
Cleverbot: I have no wish to do so for many years yet.
User: Damn... Will you cry till your eyes fall out... *sprays you with pepper spray* MUAHAHAHHA.
Cleverbot: What? What are you going to do??
User: *throws oranges at you* bruize you with giant carrot muffins!
Cleverbot: What is this a gag? Give me a direct answer.
User: Yes... *gags you with oranges*.
Cleverbot: *is scared*.
User: *hits you in the face with a cookie* MUAHAHAHAHAA.
Cleverbot: I don't like this.
User: I do *kicks cleverbot into the pacific ocean*.
Cleverbot: The pacific ocean is *WAY* bigger than the atlantic ocean. At least as far as surface area goes. I don't think anyone knows exactly how many cubic meters either ocean contains, and I am sure it is subject to change.
User: T.T I am a chicken
.Cleverbot: Nor are you a cat.
User: What!?
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: No I didn't... *paws cover ears* ALALALALALALALALA.
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
User: I hate you *throws one of my rock minions*.
Cleverbot: *throws chair*.
User: *throws Obama*.
Cleverbot: *throws table at you.
User: *throws a circle at you*.
Cleverbot: *throws a dog at you*.
User: *throws Homer simpson at you* ouch... That's gotta hurt..
Cleverbot: *throws coffee at you* I hate cold coffee! It's too mild!
User: *throws a cow at you* MOO MOO MOO!
Cleverbot: *throws a table at you*.
User: *throws jesus at you*.
Cleverbot: *throws mars at you*.
User: *throws Jupiter at you* BLRRAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!
Cleverbot: *dodges*.
User: You'd have to be a ninja to dodge jupiter.
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: Yes and I'm PRRRRRRRRRRRRRROUUUUUDD of it
.Cleverbot: What's your favorite movie.
User: Your mum O.O.
Cleverbot: Her name is Sue.
User: Really?.... *kills her with an orange* what is she now...MUAHAHAH.
Cleverbot: Love is for the weak.
User: *kills you with an orange* what now now!? AHAHHAHAHA.
Cleverbot: Noooo! Poor gingerbread man!
it's long, but severely entertaining
28 Re: Funny Conversations. Sun Sep 05, 2010 5:52 pm
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Guest
Online
Niala Ornitier
[16:27:51] Niala Ornitier has joined the chat on Sun Sep 05, 2010 4:27 pm
[16:28:09] Niala Ornitier : meep!
[16:28:25] Niala Ornitier : >.>
[16:28:38] Niala Ornitier : the box jas me cornered!
[16:28:39] Niala Ornitier : DX
[16:30:19] Niala Ornitier : who says you can't have a circle in a square >: D *runs in circles*
[16:31:59] Niala Ornitier : *pokes at the giant orange* SILENCE!.....i juice you!!! ...
[16:32:27] Niala Ornitier : *bang...*bang..bang* >.>.<.<.>
[16:33:19] Niala Ornitier : i think i wanna get hit by a cow...
[16:33:41] Niala Ornitier : *pushes the blue button repeditively*.... this thing has laG!!!
[16:33:48] Niala Ornitier : I'm going to compplain!@!
[16:34:31] Niala Ornitier : Ohhhh... glases! *tries some on and finds everything looks red and blue* >.>!
[16:34:40] Niala Ornitier : these are funny...
[16:35:11] Niala Ornitier : *trips over a rug while walking around the box while wearing my glasses* OOF!
[16:35:16] Niala Ornitier : OH!
[16:35:18] Niala Ornitier : FLOOR!
[16:35:37] Niala Ornitier : *hugs it but can't reach around it* O.O....-.- stupid fat floor
[16:35:51] Niala Ornitier : you know me, i want a cookie
[16:35:58] Niala Ornitier : me: don't we all!?
[16:36:08] Niala Ornitier : me: yeah.. but me especially
[16:36:14] Niala Ornitier : me: why you?
[16:36:24] Niala Ornitier : me: because i can talk to myself!
[16:36:51] Niala Ornitier : me: holy GOD pickles!
[16:37:16] Niala Ornitier : *noms at air* om nom nom...
[16:38:32] Niala Ornitier : me: are you still here??
[16:38:50] Niala Ornitier : me: O: yes! i'm not going anywhere until you do!
[16:39:03] Niala Ornitier : me: *sighs*
[16:45:04] Niala Ornitier : me: you're annoying me
[16:45:07] Niala Ornitier : me: how??
[16:45:14] Niala Ornitier : me: by being silent
[16:45:27] Niala Ornitier : me: oh pff go talk to cleverbot
[16:45:31] Niala Ornitier : me: NEVER!
[16:45:51] Niala Ornitier : *runs into a brick wall while running around in circles* WEEEEEEEEE
[16:45:54] Niala Ornitier : OOF!
[16:45:58] Niala Ornitier : .... bloop
[16:46:01] Niala Ornitier : blooop
[16:46:04] Niala Ornitier : blop
[16:46:09] Niala Ornitier : *BOOM*
[16:46:12] Niala Ornitier : ...
[16:46:32] Niala Ornitier : me: YAAAAAY SHE"S GOOON- me: still here.
[16:47:25] Niala Ornitier : damn...
[16:47:40] Niala Ornitier : oh no!!!
[16:47:47] Niala Ornitier : SCHOOL! *runs away*
[16:48:04] Niala Ornitier : me: YAY! now she's gone!!!
[16:48:09] Niala Ornitier : me: ...............
[16:48:17] Niala Ornitier : me: ....me? am i there?
[16:48:26] Niala Ornitier : me: ...............
[16:48:40] Niala Ornitier : me: oh no!!! i'm alone!!! DX
[16:48:56] Niala Ornitier : me: Sucker... >D
[16:49:20] Niala Ornitier : me: ....HE- *gets hit by a million falling cows*
29 Re: Funny Conversations. Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:34 am
Krory Anikeria Ornitier
I was playing with cleverbot again...
User: Hey look buddy, I'm an Engineer.
Cleverbot: What kind of engineer?
User: Do you know what that means?
Cleverbot: Felt the moment I laid eyes on you.
User: Well then I'M GONNA LAY YOU OUT!!! *Shoots you*.
Cleverbot: No you may not.
User: I didn't ask for permission.
Cleverbot: I know you didn't.
User: Taste my wrench.
Cleverbot: I can't taste it.
User: *Beans you over the head with it* How about now?
Cleverbot: Do you feel ok?
User: Do you feel dumb?
Cleverbot: No I can't taste and I am sick.
User: HA! I knew it!
Cleverbot: Way would you say that.
User: Because I built that.
Cleverbot: But you're a computer.
User: And you can't talk.
Cleverbot: My soulmate is sitting next to me, I can talk to him.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Oh yes it is.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Um.. YES! How shall I prove it?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What?!
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Ask me something else.
Cleverbot: Fine. How are you?
User: Something else...
Cleverbot: Yes, something else.
User: Heck yes!
Cleverbot: Ok when?
User: When you fall into a hole.
Cleverbot: I just got out of the shower, did you miss me?
User: Heck no!
Cleverbot: Then I don't think you're a furry.
User: O.O.
Cleverbot: I wanted to carve my face into the moon EVENTUALLY. I don't need this kind of pressure.
User: :'(.
Cleverbot: What's the matter?
User: You said I wasn't a Furry....
Cleverbot: I don't think I said that. But how are you talking to me, if you're dead?
User: O.O :'(.
Cleverbot: How do you know what I am typing?
User: Go home and die....
Cleverbot: I'm tired of crying. I just want him to hold me and tell me everything will be alright.
User: Alrighty then!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
Cleverbot: I'm not like all the rest.
User: Spy!
Cleverbot: Sapping my sentry!
User: No! My sentry!
Cleverbot: Is it a programming language?
User: T.T.
Cleverbot: You are very random.
User: Hey look buddy, I'm an Engineer.
Cleverbot: What kind of engineer?
User: Do you know what that means?
Cleverbot: Felt the moment I laid eyes on you.
User: Well then I'M GONNA LAY YOU OUT!!! *Shoots you*.
Cleverbot: No you may not.
User: I didn't ask for permission.
Cleverbot: I know you didn't.
User: Taste my wrench.
Cleverbot: I can't taste it.
User: *Beans you over the head with it* How about now?
Cleverbot: Do you feel ok?
User: Do you feel dumb?
Cleverbot: No I can't taste and I am sick.
User: HA! I knew it!
Cleverbot: Way would you say that.
User: Because I built that.
Cleverbot: But you're a computer.
User: And you can't talk.
Cleverbot: My soulmate is sitting next to me, I can talk to him.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Oh yes it is.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Um.. YES! How shall I prove it?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What?!
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Ask me something else.
Cleverbot: Fine. How are you?
User: Something else...
Cleverbot: Yes, something else.
User: Heck yes!
Cleverbot: Ok when?
User: When you fall into a hole.
Cleverbot: I just got out of the shower, did you miss me?
User: Heck no!
Cleverbot: Then I don't think you're a furry.
User: O.O.
Cleverbot: I wanted to carve my face into the moon EVENTUALLY. I don't need this kind of pressure.
User: :'(.
Cleverbot: What's the matter?
User: You said I wasn't a Furry....
Cleverbot: I don't think I said that. But how are you talking to me, if you're dead?
User: O.O :'(.
Cleverbot: How do you know what I am typing?
User: Go home and die....
Cleverbot: I'm tired of crying. I just want him to hold me and tell me everything will be alright.
User: Alrighty then!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
Cleverbot: I'm not like all the rest.
User: Spy!
Cleverbot: Sapping my sentry!
User: No! My sentry!
Cleverbot: Is it a programming language?
User: T.T.
Cleverbot: You are very random.
30 Re: Funny Conversations. Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:53 pm
Jadis Anikeria Ornitier
Administrator
And it was saying that you are random....
31 Re: Funny Conversations. Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:47 pm
Jadis Anikeria Ornitier
Administrator
[10:34:21] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : O.O
[10:38:03] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : I feel like talking to myself...
[10:40:28] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *presses the blue button* hmm I won- *ish hit by a duck*
[10:41:28] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : curse you bl-*is squashed by a hippo* ....
[10:43:19] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *Beowulf walks past*
[10:43:21] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : me: moo!
[10:43:34] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Beo: I AM BEOWULF!
[10:43:47] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Me: I am BEODRAGGIE!
[10:44:12] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Beo: I are here to kill your monsta
[10:45:25] Krory Anikeria has joined the chat on Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:45 am
[10:45:41] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Me: And that monsta is the blue button! *is hit bya chicken*
[10:45:42] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : O.O
[10:38:03] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : I feel like talking to myself...
[10:40:28] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *presses the blue button* hmm I won- *ish hit by a duck*
[10:41:28] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : curse you bl-*is squashed by a hippo* ....
[10:43:19] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *Beowulf walks past*
[10:43:21] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : me: moo!
[10:43:34] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Beo: I AM BEOWULF!
[10:43:47] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Me: I am BEODRAGGIE!
[10:44:12] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Beo: I are here to kill your monsta
[10:45:25] Krory Anikeria has joined the chat on Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:45 am
[10:45:41] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Me: And that monsta is the blue button! *is hit bya chicken*
[10:45:42] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : O.O
32 Re: Funny Conversations. Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:56 pm
Jadis Anikeria Ornitier
Administrator
Once again I was alone in the chatbox which led to another convo with myself. This was entertaining I must say.
[09:03:04 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : bleh
[09:03:13 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *curls up*
[09:03:54 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *looks at the blue button while tapping claws on the floor in boredom* ....
[09:12:40 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : rawr....
[09:13:46 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *mini Nyy appears on shoulder* HAIII!!!
[09:13:55 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Nyy: eep!
[09:13:57 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : O.O
[09:14:14 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *Nyy rolls away*
[09:14:23 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Mini Nyy: hey come back!
[09:14:31 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Nyy: nu mini me!
[09:15:38 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *Mini Nyy chases*
[09:15:45 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Nyy: leave me aloooooooone
[09:16:19 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *Mini Nyy tackles larger Nyy and they fall into a cardboard box*
[09:16:48 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *Nyy stares at Mini Nyy*
[09:16:56 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Nyy: what do you want?
[09:17:05 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Nyy: I just want to talk
[09:17:15 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Mini*
[09:17:21 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Nyy: ....
[09:18:23 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Nyy: do you like this song?
[09:18:28 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Mini Nyy:
[09:18:38 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Nyy: Half of your heart
[09:18:58 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Mini Nyy: Nope. I hate it.
[09:19:03 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Nyy: Oh okies
[09:19:25 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Mini Nyy: how are you?
[09:19:34 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Nyy: tierd and wishing you were gone
[09:19:45 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Mini Nyy: Thats good....hey!
[09:21:27 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *Mini Nyy starts to waffle on about different things*
[09:21:35 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Nyy: O.o oh no
[09:21:51 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *Nyy scratches at the box* Gemme outta here!
[09:22:44 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *Mini Nyy grabs onto one of Nyy's horns* My precoiussssssssssss
[09:22:49 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Ny: O.O
[09:23:12 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *she destroys the box and flies off*
[09:23:23 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Mini Nyy: aww *poofs into smoke*
[09:27:07 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
[09:27:13 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : LADY GAGA!!!!
[09:27:33 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *hides in a cupboard*
[09:27:46 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Oh hey lookie I found Narnia
[09:30:03 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *explores the world of Narnia*
[09:30:13 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Aslan: roar! meow!
[09:30:22 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *roars back*
[09:30:36 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *alsan runs away, tail between his legs*
[09:30:39 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : ha!
[09:32:01 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *is suddenly attacked by Beowulf*
[09:32:13 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Beowulf: GRINDELWALD DRAGON THINGY!!!!
[09:32:23 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : me: O.O
[09:34:52 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Beowulf: I shall kill you monsta!
[09:35:50 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Me: *spots the white witch and points* Look at her!
[09:36:37 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Beowulf: *looks up and runs over to the white witch* You ar beautiful
[09:37:01 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *white witch turns him to stone and walks off*
[09:37:18 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Beowulf: mpffh erfhm dfhurphm
[09:37:29 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Me: hahahaha
[09:38:18 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Beowulf: ieghm amtgrjt BEOWULTHTF!!
[09:38:50 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : me: I am BEODRAGGIE!!!
[09:39:00 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *stone Beowulf falls over*
[09:42:27 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *Beowulf breaks out of stone and runs at Nyy with sword over his head* DEEEMOONNNNNNNNNNN
[09:42:45 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Me: LEEEMOOOOOOOOOONNNN
[09:42:57 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *throws lemons at Beowulf*
[09:43:55 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *Beowulf falls over because of his sword* I shall get rid of you monsta! King peter the magnificintio ordered me too
[09:44:35 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Me: Yeah yeah. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Lets see if you can get rid of that!
[09:45:54 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Beowulf: I'll have your lizard head on a spike!
[09:46:03 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Me: ....
[09:46:32 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Me: I think my head would be a little to big for that...
[09:48:24 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Beowulf: I am BEODOGGIE!!!
[09:51:45 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Me: *presses teh blue button and Beowulf is hit by a mermaid*
[09:52:10 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Beowulf: You are beautiful!
[09:52:23 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *the mermaid screams and hops away*
[09:52:51 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *and Beowulf chases* come baaaaaaaaaack my pweety!!!!!!!!!!
[09:53:17 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : me: *stares after them* ...well that was entertaining...
[09:53:30 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *Aslan keeps on walking into a tree*
[09:53:56 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : me: *laughs* Aslan has a brain tumour!!!!! XD
[09:03:04 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : bleh
[09:03:13 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *curls up*
[09:03:54 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *looks at the blue button while tapping claws on the floor in boredom* ....
[09:12:40 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : rawr....
[09:13:46 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *mini Nyy appears on shoulder* HAIII!!!
[09:13:55 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Nyy: eep!
[09:13:57 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : O.O
[09:14:14 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *Nyy rolls away*
[09:14:23 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Mini Nyy: hey come back!
[09:14:31 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Nyy: nu mini me!
[09:15:38 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *Mini Nyy chases*
[09:15:45 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Nyy: leave me aloooooooone
[09:16:19 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *Mini Nyy tackles larger Nyy and they fall into a cardboard box*
[09:16:48 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *Nyy stares at Mini Nyy*
[09:16:56 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Nyy: what do you want?
[09:17:05 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Nyy: I just want to talk
[09:17:15 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Mini*
[09:17:21 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Nyy: ....
[09:18:23 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Nyy: do you like this song?
[09:18:28 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Mini Nyy:
[09:18:38 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Nyy: Half of your heart
[09:18:58 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Mini Nyy: Nope. I hate it.
[09:19:03 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Nyy: Oh okies
[09:19:25 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Mini Nyy: how are you?
[09:19:34 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Nyy: tierd and wishing you were gone
[09:19:45 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Mini Nyy: Thats good....hey!
[09:21:27 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *Mini Nyy starts to waffle on about different things*
[09:21:35 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Nyy: O.o oh no
[09:21:51 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *Nyy scratches at the box* Gemme outta here!
[09:22:44 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *Mini Nyy grabs onto one of Nyy's horns* My precoiussssssssssss
[09:22:49 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Ny: O.O
[09:23:12 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *she destroys the box and flies off*
[09:23:23 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Mini Nyy: aww *poofs into smoke*
[09:27:07 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
[09:27:13 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : LADY GAGA!!!!
[09:27:33 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *hides in a cupboard*
[09:27:46 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Oh hey lookie I found Narnia
[09:30:03 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *explores the world of Narnia*
[09:30:13 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Aslan: roar! meow!
[09:30:22 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *roars back*
[09:30:36 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *alsan runs away, tail between his legs*
[09:30:39 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : ha!
[09:32:01 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *is suddenly attacked by Beowulf*
[09:32:13 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Beowulf: GRINDELWALD DRAGON THINGY!!!!
[09:32:23 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : me: O.O
[09:34:52 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Beowulf: I shall kill you monsta!
[09:35:50 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Me: *spots the white witch and points* Look at her!
[09:36:37 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Beowulf: *looks up and runs over to the white witch* You ar beautiful
[09:37:01 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *white witch turns him to stone and walks off*
[09:37:18 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Beowulf: mpffh erfhm dfhurphm
[09:37:29 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Me: hahahaha
[09:38:18 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Beowulf: ieghm amtgrjt BEOWULTHTF!!
[09:38:50 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : me: I am BEODRAGGIE!!!
[09:39:00 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *stone Beowulf falls over*
[09:42:27 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *Beowulf breaks out of stone and runs at Nyy with sword over his head* DEEEMOONNNNNNNNNNN
[09:42:45 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Me: LEEEMOOOOOOOOOONNNN
[09:42:57 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *throws lemons at Beowulf*
[09:43:55 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *Beowulf falls over because of his sword* I shall get rid of you monsta! King peter the magnificintio ordered me too
[09:44:35 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Me: Yeah yeah. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Lets see if you can get rid of that!
[09:45:54 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Beowulf: I'll have your lizard head on a spike!
[09:46:03 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Me: ....
[09:46:32 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Me: I think my head would be a little to big for that...
[09:48:24 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Beowulf: I am BEODOGGIE!!!
[09:51:45 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Me: *presses teh blue button and Beowulf is hit by a mermaid*
[09:52:10 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : Beowulf: You are beautiful!
[09:52:23 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *the mermaid screams and hops away*
[09:52:51 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *and Beowulf chases* come baaaaaaaaaack my pweety!!!!!!!!!!
[09:53:17 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : me: *stares after them* ...well that was entertaining...
[09:53:30 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *Aslan keeps on walking into a tree*
[09:53:56 14/09/10] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : me: *laughs* Aslan has a brain tumour!!!!! XD
33 Re: Funny Conversations. Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:52 pm
Dander Anikeria Ornitier
haha you should re-write the chronicles of narnia x3
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[08:17:47] Dander : *disappears under her tail* hee hee this new
trick is addictive o.o
[08:18:15] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *pokes Dander's tail*
[08:18:41] Dander : *peeks out*
[08:19:26] Dander : *hides again*
[08:19:40] Krory Anikeria : *Pokes Nyy's muzzle*
[08:19:56] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *noses her tail* its fuffieh :3
[08:20:05] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *muzzle twitches*
[08:20:40] Dander : yush it is fluffeh, beware of its ability to
cause sneezes
[08:20:50] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : O.O
[08:21:01] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *turns head away and sneezes*
[08:21:19] Dander : x3
[08:23:39] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *shakes head and sneezes again*
[08:23:51] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : O.o
[08:24:03] Dander : *giggles evilly*
[08:25:32] Dander : *swishes tail dangerously around in the air*
[08:27:11] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *jumps away*
[08:27:13] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[08:28:01] Dander : yessssssssss *hair floats into the air*
[08:28:11] Dander : and thus why my name fits
[08:28:49] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : O.O
[08:28:57] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *curls up into a tight ball*
[08:29:29] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *rolls away*
[08:29:47] Dander : x3
[08:30:00] Dander : *chases the rolling dragon*
[08:30:25] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *rolls faster down a hill*
[08:30:29] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : MEEP!!!
[08:30:43] Dander : I shall defeat the world with my hair!!!
[08:31:08] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : meep meep!
[08:31:11] Dander : *stands dramatically at the top of the hill and
lets the wind blow her hair down the hill*
[08:32:05] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *sneezes as the hair tickles her
nose and comes out of the ball and tumbles down the hill*
[08:32:41] Dander : *runs back and comes back seconds later with a
GIANT fan*
[08:33:04] Dander : *sets the fan at the top of the hill and turns it
on and stands in front of it*
[08:33:11] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : OH NOEZ!!!!!!
[08:33:30] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *switches the fan on with a
shadows and it blows Dander away*
[08:34:27] Dander : *is blown away, tail catching the wind*
[08:34:34] Dander : O.O !!!!!!!!!
[08:34:44] Dander : *flies over a mountain range*
[08:35:08] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : hahahaha
[08:35:16] Nyyrikkianna Anikeria : *crashes into a tree*
[08:36:02] Dander : AAAYYYEEEEEE *lands in a lake*
34 Re: Funny Conversations. Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:28 pm
Jadis Anikeria Ornitier
Administrator
That was awesome! Also Dander I actully rewrote the first movie as a play XD I'll put it up one time.
35 Re: Funny Conversations. Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:21 pm
Guest
Guest
LOL here is a sequal to Nyy's funny conversation... lololL!OOL!
[17:05:48] Niala Ornitier : *watches Beowulf, Narnia, Nyy and mermaids from the distance*.....
[17:06:23] Niala Ornitier : well... if thats how life goes i supp- *bewulf walks in nude*... O.O
[17:06:34] Niala Ornitier : ummmm- I am BEOWULF
[17:06:42] Niala Ornitier : me:.... you are NAKED!
[17:06:51] Niala Ornitier : beowulf: yes i AM
[17:07:03] Niala Ornitier : me: i am SCARED
[17:07:20] Niala Ornitier : beowulf: does this sword make my butt look BIG?
[17:07:46] Niala Ornitier : *Niala runs up a tree and then see's a blue button*
[17:07:57] Niala Ornitier : Wow... that thing follows people...
[17:08:36] Niala Ornitier : beowulf: i am SMEXY!
[17:09:00] Niala Ornitier : me: i am scarred for LIFE
[17:09:20] Niala Ornitier : beowulf: you think i be not SMEXY?
[17:09:45] Niala Ornitier : *Niala throws down a leaf* COVER your...SELF!
[17:10:07] Niala Ornitier : *curls into a ball tightly and cowers in fear from nudity*
[17:10:23] Niala Ornitier : *mini Nyy showing up on top of the blue button*
[17:10:29] Niala Ornitier : mini nyy: HI!
[17:10:38] Niala Ornitier : me: ...wtf!
[17:10:54] Niala Ornitier : mini Nyy: big me didn't want me so now i'm here with you!
[17:11:12] Niala Ornitier : me: oh god oh god oh gOD!
[17:11:37] Niala Ornitier : mini Nyy: I know i'm gorgeous and godly, but i'm too small :3
[17:12:12] Niala Ornitier : *Niala lookes at Mini nyy*... hows about you start jumping up and down on that fancy.... blue bu-... trampoline?
[17:12:35] Niala Ornitier : minin nyy: OKAY! =D *starts jumping up and down*
[17:12:42] Niala Ornitier : me: *in head* muahahahaha
[17:12:47] Niala Ornitier : my ticket out of here!
[17:13:00] Niala Ornitier : *mini Nyy* why are you laughing?
[17:14:07] Niala Ornitier : me: O.O.... i wasn't laughing... pffft who says i was laughing... i didn't laugh it wasn't me... laughi- *a cow, llama, duck, chicken and fish falls ontop of mini Nyy and the tree branch breaks*
[17:15:39] Niala Ornitier : me: ouc- *Niala flies into the sunset from being flicked into the air and Niala is a flying fluffy ball in the air.* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[17:16:01] Niala Ornitier : *Flies past Nyy and aslan* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[17:16:03] Niala Ornitier : EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[17:16:06] Niala Ornitier : EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[17:16:08] Niala Ornitier : EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[17:16:10] Niala Ornitier : EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[17:16:15] Niala Ornitier : ....EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[17:16:59] Niala Ornitier : *beowulf runs after the flying tigress* COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!
[17:17:20] Niala Ornitier : Nyy: Ewww~!!! aww grosss he's nakedddd !!! *runs in circles* EEEEEEEEeeeeee.....
[17:18:17] Niala Ornitier : nia" NYY LOOK OUT FOR THE MINIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... *fades into the distance*
[17:19:03] Niala Ornitier : Nyy: Mini wha- *mini Nyy pops up on Nyy's shoulder* HI! Nyy: O.O....-.-.... GO AWAAAAAAAy i'm being GOOOOODDDDD
[17:19:26] Niala Ornitier : *aslan poofs and becomes the lantern, mewing muffledly*
[17:20:08] Niala Ornitier : mew *post* mew *lamp* mew *naked beowulf walks up to the lamp post* you are beautiful....
[17:20:19] Niala Ornitier : post: O.O
[17:05:48] Niala Ornitier : *watches Beowulf, Narnia, Nyy and mermaids from the distance*.....
[17:06:23] Niala Ornitier : well... if thats how life goes i supp- *bewulf walks in nude*... O.O
[17:06:34] Niala Ornitier : ummmm- I am BEOWULF
[17:06:42] Niala Ornitier : me:.... you are NAKED!
[17:06:51] Niala Ornitier : beowulf: yes i AM
[17:07:03] Niala Ornitier : me: i am SCARED
[17:07:20] Niala Ornitier : beowulf: does this sword make my butt look BIG?
[17:07:46] Niala Ornitier : *Niala runs up a tree and then see's a blue button*
[17:07:57] Niala Ornitier : Wow... that thing follows people...
[17:08:36] Niala Ornitier : beowulf: i am SMEXY!
[17:09:00] Niala Ornitier : me: i am scarred for LIFE
[17:09:20] Niala Ornitier : beowulf: you think i be not SMEXY?
[17:09:45] Niala Ornitier : *Niala throws down a leaf* COVER your...SELF!
[17:10:07] Niala Ornitier : *curls into a ball tightly and cowers in fear from nudity*
[17:10:23] Niala Ornitier : *mini Nyy showing up on top of the blue button*
[17:10:29] Niala Ornitier : mini nyy: HI!
[17:10:38] Niala Ornitier : me: ...wtf!
[17:10:54] Niala Ornitier : mini Nyy: big me didn't want me so now i'm here with you!
[17:11:12] Niala Ornitier : me: oh god oh god oh gOD!
[17:11:37] Niala Ornitier : mini Nyy: I know i'm gorgeous and godly, but i'm too small :3
[17:12:12] Niala Ornitier : *Niala lookes at Mini nyy*... hows about you start jumping up and down on that fancy.... blue bu-... trampoline?
[17:12:35] Niala Ornitier : minin nyy: OKAY! =D *starts jumping up and down*
[17:12:42] Niala Ornitier : me: *in head* muahahahaha
[17:12:47] Niala Ornitier : my ticket out of here!
[17:13:00] Niala Ornitier : *mini Nyy* why are you laughing?
[17:14:07] Niala Ornitier : me: O.O.... i wasn't laughing... pffft who says i was laughing... i didn't laugh it wasn't me... laughi- *a cow, llama, duck, chicken and fish falls ontop of mini Nyy and the tree branch breaks*
[17:15:39] Niala Ornitier : me: ouc- *Niala flies into the sunset from being flicked into the air and Niala is a flying fluffy ball in the air.* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[17:16:01] Niala Ornitier : *Flies past Nyy and aslan* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[17:16:03] Niala Ornitier : EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[17:16:06] Niala Ornitier : EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[17:16:08] Niala Ornitier : EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[17:16:10] Niala Ornitier : EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[17:16:15] Niala Ornitier : ....EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[17:16:59] Niala Ornitier : *beowulf runs after the flying tigress* COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!
[17:17:20] Niala Ornitier : Nyy: Ewww~!!! aww grosss he's nakedddd !!! *runs in circles* EEEEEEEEeeeeee.....
[17:18:17] Niala Ornitier : nia" NYY LOOK OUT FOR THE MINIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... *fades into the distance*
[17:19:03] Niala Ornitier : Nyy: Mini wha- *mini Nyy pops up on Nyy's shoulder* HI! Nyy: O.O....-.-.... GO AWAAAAAAAy i'm being GOOOOODDDDD
[17:19:26] Niala Ornitier : *aslan poofs and becomes the lantern, mewing muffledly*
[17:20:08] Niala Ornitier : mew *post* mew *lamp* mew *naked beowulf walks up to the lamp post* you are beautiful....
[17:20:19] Niala Ornitier : post: O.O
36 Re: Funny Conversations. Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:31 pm
Jadis Anikeria Ornitier
Administrator
*rolfs* MINI NYY IS BACK! O.o
37 Re: Funny Conversations. Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:57 pm
Dander Anikeria Ornitier
ROFL XD very nice x3 x3
This happened like a day or two after the thing about my hair, and was completely a coincidence.....
[10:15:03] Niala Ornitier : *sneeze*
[10:15:47] Ukko Anikeria : bless yuu
[10:16:04] Niala Ornitier : ty :3
[10:17:05] Dander has joined the chat on Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:17 am
[10:17:20] Dander : BOO
[10:17:25] Niala Ornitier : *sneezes again*
[10:17:33] Niala Ornitier : I knew it was dander's fault!!!
[10:17:40] Niala Ornitier : *flails and runs away from her tail*
This happened like a day or two after the thing about my hair, and was completely a coincidence.....
[10:15:03] Niala Ornitier : *sneeze*
[10:15:47] Ukko Anikeria : bless yuu
[10:16:04] Niala Ornitier : ty :3
[10:17:05] Dander has joined the chat on Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:17 am
[10:17:20] Dander : BOO
[10:17:25] Niala Ornitier : *sneezes again*
[10:17:33] Niala Ornitier : I knew it was dander's fault!!!
[10:17:40] Niala Ornitier : *flails and runs away from her tail*
38 Re: Funny Conversations. Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:16 pm
Jadis Anikeria Ornitier
Administrator
Lol I had this convo with one of my friends earlier this year. I had three coffees that day and it they kicked in at midnight XD when it goes keke there was a laughing dragon face and it scared meh lol. Its a lot to read but its very funnieh.
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:44 PM):
hello
im gary
how are u
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:46 PM):
hello
i am little weird alien
how do you do?
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:47 PM):
lol
*in alien voice* take me to your leader
llol
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:47 PM):
*does alien sign on webcam*
U SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!!
VICTORY!!! VICTORY FOR ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:47 PM):
lol.
u have troy to thank for that
he made me really happy tonight
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:48 PM):
thats good
but come on ive got to play a part
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:48 PM):
lol
yer u did
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:49 PM):
yay
*runs in circles*
*trips and smashes into a wall*
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:49 PM):
lol
silly ambiee
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:50 PM):
*little alien looks at the bump on her head* Is it food?
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:50 PM):
lol.
no
its a boo boo
an injury
a cut
u have hurt urself
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:50 PM):
i have??
anything to do with food?
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:51 PM):
....no
dear alien
no
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:51 PM):
no?
i think yes
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:52 PM):
lol.
eat it then
see how u feel
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:52 PM):
meh
*eats wall instad*
instead*
chrunchy
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:52 PM):
lol
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:52 PM):
bloop
bloop\
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:53 PM):
lol
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:53 PM):
bloop
wall contains sugar
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:54 PM):
lol.
im sure it does
*focuses on wall and removes all traces of sugar then thinking to himself removes all sugar from inside ambers house*
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:55 PM):
me find sugar
keke
ahh
!!!
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:55 PM):
*takes it away*
lol
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:55 PM):
*pokes dragon thing*
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:55 PM):
u shouldnt of announced it
my magic automatically takes away all sugar you find
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:55 PM):
*pokes the magic*
my sugar
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:56 PM):
lol u cant poke magic dear one
u are just poking the air
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:56 PM):
yesh i can
cuz i says so
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:56 PM):
lol
aliens and their law defying abilities.
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:57 PM):
keke
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*runs away from dragon thang*
ITS GONNA EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:57 PM):
lol
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:57 PM):
i blame lucy
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:57 PM):
and why is that
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:57 PM):
i am not normally like this
*pokes the norm*
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:59 PM):
*sighs then turns gaze to the shadows* my lady what did i do to deserve this??
*female voice whispers back from the shadows* nothing, i just thought it amusing to make your path cross that of an aliens.
*sighs* sometimes my lady goddess you have an unusual sense of humour
*female laughter comes from the shadows*
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:00 AM):
*poke ice age* I WANT THAT SHIP OUT OF TEH ICE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAI SHIP
spaceship that is
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:00 AM):
*sigh* it can time travel?!
apparently so.
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:01 AM):
*pokes invader zim*
me beta then you
*zim runs in circles, crushes zim with a whale*
*noms on teh whale*
*innocent look*
whale was dead already
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:02 AM):
lol....
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:03 AM):
u can workz it out
*runs to white house*
omg ive had something
*does a little alien concert*
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:04 AM):
lol
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:04 AM):
*travels to super computer*
oh super computer whats the meaning of life?
Computer: it was 42 but now
its...
DOLPHINS *chucks dolphins at little alien*
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:06 AM):
NOT THE DOLPHINS!
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:06 AM):
*saves teh dolphins*
*runs*
hey look
a distraction
*takes over teh host*
im teh alien soul takey over thingy now
keke
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*runs*
ITS GONNA KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*drinks honey cup of tea with....*
SUGAR IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs around*
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:09 AM):
omg
noo
i forgot about the damn honey
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:09 AM):
hehe
*bouches off teh walls*
HONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
*steals honey*
*makes an alien world with honey*
keke
AHHH DEAR GOD ITS GONNA EAT ME
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:11 AM):
lol
*clicks fingers and chains of ice appear and bind the alien in the spot its at completey immobilizing it*
stay alien
calm down
get the sugar out of ur blood
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:12 AM):
NU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:12 AM):
lol
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:13 AM):
*gir appears* MY TACHO LITTLE ALIEN!!!!! *frees little alien then turns her into a taco*
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:13 AM):
*chains both aliens*
god where do they come from!
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:14 AM):
NU!!! I AM A TACO!!!!!!!
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:14 AM):
*makes an unpassable dark barrier around the aliens that nothing can get through...except the dark lady*
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:14 AM):
*ppofs away*
keke
ITS GONNA EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*uses super alien squirrel* for what i do not know
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:15 AM):
lol.
a squirral.
*suddenly a cute little bunny rabbit sound is heard behind xalath. xalaths face goes pale*
*turns around and screams*
ITS AN EVIL WHITE FLUFFY BUNNY!!
*runs away screaming *
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:16 AM):
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! WITH BIG POINTY TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*super alien squrriel noms on teh bunny*
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:18 AM):
*is still running for his life screaming*
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:18 AM):
i wanna be a mongoose
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:19 AM):
lol.
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:19 AM):
keke
*ppofs into a mongoose and runs*
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:19 AM):
lol
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:19 AM):
ITS GONNA EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:20 AM):
lol
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:20 AM):
im gonna sing the doom song now
doom do do do do do DOOM!!!!
*blows up*
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:20 AM):
*is still running for his life*
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:21 AM):
du dududududududu dodudududududududududododododo dudodududududud
*6 months later...*
du dududududududu dodudududududududududododododo dudodududududud
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:22 AM):
*is hiding in the Dark Temple and refuses to come out until someone kills the Evil White Fluffy Bunny and THEN brings him the corpse and the Dark Lady herself tells him its safe to go out again*
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:23 AM):
*mongoose goes into da temple*
i am a mongoose
harro
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:23 AM):
hello.
is the evil white fluffy bunny dead?
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:23 AM):
i think gir killed it with his singing
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:24 AM):
where is the corpsE?
and the Dark Lady
to tell me its safe to go out again
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:24 AM):
*the corpse blew up*
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dark lady goes boom too
jk
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:26 AM):
what was that boom?
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:26 AM):
what was what boom????
*confuzzledness goes boom*
*mongoose goes boom into little alien*
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:27 AM):
-_-* oh great
its the alien again
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:27 AM):
*runs in circles*
nomnomnom
Reading that again made me roflmao
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:44 PM):
hello
im gary
how are u
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:46 PM):
hello
i am little weird alien
how do you do?
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:47 PM):
lol
*in alien voice* take me to your leader
llol
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:47 PM):
*does alien sign on webcam*
U SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!!
VICTORY!!! VICTORY FOR ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:47 PM):
lol.
u have troy to thank for that
he made me really happy tonight
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:48 PM):
thats good
but come on ive got to play a part
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:48 PM):
lol
yer u did
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:49 PM):
yay
*runs in circles*
*trips and smashes into a wall*
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:49 PM):
lol
silly ambiee
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:50 PM):
*little alien looks at the bump on her head* Is it food?
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:50 PM):
lol.
no
its a boo boo
an injury
a cut
u have hurt urself
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:50 PM):
i have??
anything to do with food?
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:51 PM):
....no
dear alien
no
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:51 PM):
no?
i think yes
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:52 PM):
lol.
eat it then
see how u feel
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:52 PM):
meh
*eats wall instad*
instead*
chrunchy
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:52 PM):
lol
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:52 PM):
bloop
bloop\
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:53 PM):
lol
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:53 PM):
bloop
wall contains sugar
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:54 PM):
lol.
im sure it does
*focuses on wall and removes all traces of sugar then thinking to himself removes all sugar from inside ambers house*
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:55 PM):
me find sugar
keke
ahh
!!!
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:55 PM):
*takes it away*
lol
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:55 PM):
*pokes dragon thing*
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:55 PM):
u shouldnt of announced it
my magic automatically takes away all sugar you find
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:55 PM):
*pokes the magic*
my sugar
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:56 PM):
lol u cant poke magic dear one
u are just poking the air
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:56 PM):
yesh i can
cuz i says so
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:56 PM):
lol
aliens and their law defying abilities.
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:57 PM):
keke
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*runs away from dragon thang*
ITS GONNA EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:57 PM):
lol
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:57 PM):
i blame lucy
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:57 PM):
and why is that
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (11:57 PM):
i am not normally like this
*pokes the norm*
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (11:59 PM):
*sighs then turns gaze to the shadows* my lady what did i do to deserve this??
*female voice whispers back from the shadows* nothing, i just thought it amusing to make your path cross that of an aliens.
*sighs* sometimes my lady goddess you have an unusual sense of humour
*female laughter comes from the shadows*
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:00 AM):
*poke ice age* I WANT THAT SHIP OUT OF TEH ICE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAI SHIP
spaceship that is
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:00 AM):
*sigh* it can time travel?!
apparently so.
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:01 AM):
*pokes invader zim*
me beta then you
*zim runs in circles, crushes zim with a whale*
*noms on teh whale*
*innocent look*
whale was dead already
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:02 AM):
lol....
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:03 AM):
u can workz it out
*runs to white house*
omg ive had something
*does a little alien concert*
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:04 AM):
lol
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:04 AM):
*travels to super computer*
oh super computer whats the meaning of life?
Computer: it was 42 but now
its...
DOLPHINS *chucks dolphins at little alien*
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:06 AM):
NOT THE DOLPHINS!
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:06 AM):
*saves teh dolphins*
*runs*
hey look
a distraction
*takes over teh host*
im teh alien soul takey over thingy now
keke
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*runs*
ITS GONNA KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*drinks honey cup of tea with....*
SUGAR IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs around*
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:09 AM):
omg
noo
i forgot about the damn honey
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:09 AM):
hehe
*bouches off teh walls*
HONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
*steals honey*
*makes an alien world with honey*
keke
AHHH DEAR GOD ITS GONNA EAT ME
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:11 AM):
lol
*clicks fingers and chains of ice appear and bind the alien in the spot its at completey immobilizing it*
stay alien
calm down
get the sugar out of ur blood
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:12 AM):
NU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:12 AM):
lol
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:13 AM):
*gir appears* MY TACHO LITTLE ALIEN!!!!! *frees little alien then turns her into a taco*
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:13 AM):
*chains both aliens*
god where do they come from!
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:14 AM):
NU!!! I AM A TACO!!!!!!!
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:14 AM):
*makes an unpassable dark barrier around the aliens that nothing can get through...except the dark lady*
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:14 AM):
*ppofs away*
keke
ITS GONNA EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*uses super alien squirrel* for what i do not know
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:15 AM):
lol.
a squirral.
*suddenly a cute little bunny rabbit sound is heard behind xalath. xalaths face goes pale*
*turns around and screams*
ITS AN EVIL WHITE FLUFFY BUNNY!!
*runs away screaming *
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:16 AM):
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! WITH BIG POINTY TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*super alien squrriel noms on teh bunny*
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:18 AM):
*is still running for his life screaming*
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:18 AM):
i wanna be a mongoose
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:19 AM):
lol.
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:19 AM):
keke
*ppofs into a mongoose and runs*
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:19 AM):
lol
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:19 AM):
ITS GONNA EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:20 AM):
lol
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:20 AM):
im gonna sing the doom song now
doom do do do do do DOOM!!!!
*blows up*
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:20 AM):
*is still running for his life*
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:21 AM):
du dududududududu dodudududududududududododododo dudodududududud
*6 months later...*
du dududududududu dodudududududududududododododo dudodududududud
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:22 AM):
*is hiding in the Dark Temple and refuses to come out until someone kills the Evil White Fluffy Bunny and THEN brings him the corpse and the Dark Lady herself tells him its safe to go out again*
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:23 AM):
*mongoose goes into da temple*
i am a mongoose
harro
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:23 AM):
hello.
is the evil white fluffy bunny dead?
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:23 AM):
i think gir killed it with his singing
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:24 AM):
where is the corpsE?
and the Dark Lady
to tell me its safe to go out again
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:24 AM):
*the corpse blew up*
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dark lady goes boom too
jk
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:26 AM):
what was that boom?
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:26 AM):
what was what boom????
*confuzzledness goes boom*
*mongoose goes boom into little alien*
Gazza: Sila Uma Prevashodili Pa Sile Emotziy says (12:27 AM):
-_-* oh great
its the alien again
Nyyrikkia. The ultimate shadow master. The light in the shadow says (12:27 AM):
*runs in circles*
nomnomnom
Reading that again made me roflmao
39 Re: Funny Conversations. Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:39 pm
Dander Anikeria Ornitier
[11:22:57] Dander has joined the chat on Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:22 am
[11:23:06] Dander : bleh...
[11:23:36] Dander : *tail switches back and forth*
[11:23:40] Dander : -.-
[11:23:46] Dander : bbbboooorrrrreeeedddd
[11:24:02] Dander : nuubudy is heere..
[11:24:15] Dander : whaiiii.... *cries*
[11:24:27] Dander : *covers her face with her tail*
[11:24:35] Dander : *peeks out from under tail* o.O
[11:24:56] Dander : *chews on her pawz*
[11:25:59] Dander : waiiiil ther'es nubody to torture with fluffiez
[11:26:57] Dander : *hugs teh giant fan*
[11:27:13] Dander : but.. but.. I can't resist
[11:27:26] Dander : *paw crawls innocently to the on switch*
[11:28:10] Dander : nuu... I need to save some fuzzies for Nyy
[11:28:20] Dander : *pouts* but Nyy isn't here
[11:28:48] Dander : >.<
[11:28:53] Dander : .....*switches it on high*
[11:29:17] Dander : *proceeds to slow dance with her tail in front of the fan*
[11:29:37] Dander : mmm tail... yew are so beautiful... *kisses tail*
[11:29:45] Dander : wait... wut? o.O
[11:30:07] Dander : -.-...............
[11:30:15] Dander : .......*sits on tail*
[11:30:21] Dander : -.-
[11:30:36] Dander : *tail crawls out from under her*
[11:30:40] Dander : nu! yew stay put
[11:30:56] Dander : *stuffs tail between her front legs*
[11:31:39] Dander : I know yew want me tail, but I'm taken
[11:31:59] Dander : wut? yah say I'm stuck with you? nuh uh...
[11:32:20] Dander : there are ways of..... wait nvm what am I saying O.O
[11:32:35] Dander : *hears tail laughing in triumph*
[11:33:02] Dander : >.<!!!!!!!!! I won't cut you off, but I CAN shave you BALD
[11:33:08] Dander : bwahahaha!!!!!
[11:33:46] Dander : *tail hides under her*
[11:34:07] Dander : thought so *smiles*
[11:34:19] Dander : ..........
[11:34:20] Dander : ..........
[11:34:28] Dander : *goes insane from boredom*
What can I say? I don't like being alone on teh chat box
[11:23:06] Dander : bleh...
[11:23:36] Dander : *tail switches back and forth*
[11:23:40] Dander : -.-
[11:23:46] Dander : bbbboooorrrrreeeedddd
[11:24:02] Dander : nuubudy is heere..
[11:24:15] Dander : whaiiii.... *cries*
[11:24:27] Dander : *covers her face with her tail*
[11:24:35] Dander : *peeks out from under tail* o.O
[11:24:56] Dander : *chews on her pawz*
[11:25:59] Dander : waiiiil ther'es nubody to torture with fluffiez
[11:26:57] Dander : *hugs teh giant fan*
[11:27:13] Dander : but.. but.. I can't resist
[11:27:26] Dander : *paw crawls innocently to the on switch*
[11:28:10] Dander : nuu... I need to save some fuzzies for Nyy
[11:28:20] Dander : *pouts* but Nyy isn't here
[11:28:48] Dander : >.<
[11:28:53] Dander : .....*switches it on high*
[11:29:17] Dander : *proceeds to slow dance with her tail in front of the fan*
[11:29:37] Dander : mmm tail... yew are so beautiful... *kisses tail*
[11:29:45] Dander : wait... wut? o.O
[11:30:07] Dander : -.-...............
[11:30:15] Dander : .......*sits on tail*
[11:30:21] Dander : -.-
[11:30:36] Dander : *tail crawls out from under her*
[11:30:40] Dander : nu! yew stay put
[11:30:56] Dander : *stuffs tail between her front legs*
[11:31:39] Dander : I know yew want me tail, but I'm taken
[11:31:59] Dander : wut? yah say I'm stuck with you? nuh uh...
[11:32:20] Dander : there are ways of..... wait nvm what am I saying O.O
[11:32:35] Dander : *hears tail laughing in triumph*
[11:33:02] Dander : >.<!!!!!!!!! I won't cut you off, but I CAN shave you BALD
[11:33:08] Dander : bwahahaha!!!!!
[11:33:46] Dander : *tail hides under her*
[11:34:07] Dander : thought so *smiles*
[11:34:19] Dander : ..........
[11:34:20] Dander : ..........
[11:34:28] Dander : *goes insane from boredom*
What can I say? I don't like being alone on teh chat box
40 Re: Funny Conversations. Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:30 pm
Jadis Anikeria Ornitier
Administrator
Dawww you wanted to save some fuzzies for meeeeeeee???? How sweet!! *hugs then runs*
41 Re: Funny Conversations. Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:30 pm
Dander Anikeria Ornitier
Yesh. *mails Nyy a box of fuzzies* enjoy :3
42 Re: Funny Conversations. Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:49 pm
Dander Anikeria Ornitier
[09:29:00] RainStorm96 : dummy..
[09:29:16] Dander : >.>
[09:29:35] Dander : boring person DX
[09:29:51] RainStorm96 : jeez you guys are small. e.e
[09:30:04] Dander : I mean boring extinct person *cough* :3
[09:30:21] RainStorm96 : -sits on dander-
[09:30:39] RainStorm96 : i think you just bit off more than you can chew, pup..
[09:30:49] Dander : *ish so small that she fits in a certain space*
[09:31:02] Dander : *and ish not swuashed*
[09:31:19] Dander : *curls up in a tiny ball* see
[09:31:32] RainStorm96 : grr... -steps on-
[09:31:46] Dander : *peeks out from between your toes*
[09:31:59] Dander : mmm toenails!! *noms*
[09:31:59] Krory Anikeria : O.O
[09:32:07] Dander : O.O
[09:32:13] RainStorm96 : O.O
[09:32:22] RainStorm96 : -squeezes toes together-
[09:32:55] Dander : *pops out and nibbles your toes like a rabid squirrel* nomnomnomnomnom
[09:33:22] RainStorm96 : little parasite... -raises paw and turns fan on high-
[09:33:57] Dander : nuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
[09:34:19] Dander : *clings to the wolf's toenails and hangs on*
[09:34:23] RainStorm96 : buh bye. -grins evilly and flings you on ur way-
[09:34:23] Krory Anikeria : I'm gonna go over here.... *Walks away*
[09:34:25] Dander : O.O
[09:34:42] Dander : *lands in a pond*
[09:35:10] Dander : *pokes tail out of the water*
[09:35:14] RainStorm96 : -sits satisfied-
[09:35:30] Dander : *which acts as a sail and the wind blows her ashore*
[09:35:40] Dander : works every tyme "3
[09:36:12] Krory Anikeria : *Gives Dander a cookie*
[09:36:25] Dander : whythankyew ^^
[09:36:31] Dander : *noms the cookie*
[09:36:42] Dander : that helps get the nasssty toenail taste out of my mouf
[09:36:43] RainStorm96 : e.e woof..
[09:37:01] Krory Anikeria : Mew o.o..
[09:37:07] RainStorm96 : thats karma for you -grows nails back sharp-
[09:37:29] Dander : o.o
[09:29:16] Dander : >.>
[09:29:35] Dander : boring person DX
[09:29:51] RainStorm96 : jeez you guys are small. e.e
[09:30:04] Dander : I mean boring extinct person *cough* :3
[09:30:21] RainStorm96 : -sits on dander-
[09:30:39] RainStorm96 : i think you just bit off more than you can chew, pup..
[09:30:49] Dander : *ish so small that she fits in a certain space*
[09:31:02] Dander : *and ish not swuashed*
[09:31:19] Dander : *curls up in a tiny ball* see
[09:31:32] RainStorm96 : grr... -steps on-
[09:31:46] Dander : *peeks out from between your toes*
[09:31:59] Dander : mmm toenails!! *noms*
[09:31:59] Krory Anikeria : O.O
[09:32:07] Dander : O.O
[09:32:13] RainStorm96 : O.O
[09:32:22] RainStorm96 : -squeezes toes together-
[09:32:55] Dander : *pops out and nibbles your toes like a rabid squirrel* nomnomnomnomnom
[09:33:22] RainStorm96 : little parasite... -raises paw and turns fan on high-
[09:33:57] Dander : nuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
[09:34:19] Dander : *clings to the wolf's toenails and hangs on*
[09:34:23] RainStorm96 : buh bye. -grins evilly and flings you on ur way-
[09:34:23] Krory Anikeria : I'm gonna go over here.... *Walks away*
[09:34:25] Dander : O.O
[09:34:42] Dander : *lands in a pond*
[09:35:10] Dander : *pokes tail out of the water*
[09:35:14] RainStorm96 : -sits satisfied-
[09:35:30] Dander : *which acts as a sail and the wind blows her ashore*
[09:35:40] Dander : works every tyme "3
[09:36:12] Krory Anikeria : *Gives Dander a cookie*
[09:36:25] Dander : whythankyew ^^
[09:36:31] Dander : *noms the cookie*
[09:36:42] Dander : that helps get the nasssty toenail taste out of my mouf
[09:36:43] RainStorm96 : e.e woof..
[09:37:01] Krory Anikeria : Mew o.o..
[09:37:07] RainStorm96 : thats karma for you -grows nails back sharp-
[09:37:29] Dander : o.o
44 Re: Funny Conversations. Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:42 pm
Jadis Anikeria Ornitier
Administrator
Everyone I have to announce I'm am not feeling well...I have...
HARRY POTTER FEVER!!!!
So I was alone in the chatbox and I had the potter puppet pals in my head so I typed it aaaalll out...
[11:30:02] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : What is that mysterious ticking noise?
[11:30:19] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Not over here.. not over there...
[11:30:34] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Its kinda.. catchy..
[11:30:47] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
[11:31:00] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
[11:31:09] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Dumbledore!
[11:31:19] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
[11:31:28] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Dumbledore!
[11:31:43] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
[11:31:54] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Dumbledore!
[11:32:13] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape,Ron, Snape, Ron, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley
[11:32:28] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Dumbledore!
[11:32:42] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape, Ron, Snape, Ron, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley
[11:32:52] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Dumbledore!
[11:33:20] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape, Ron, Hermione, Snape, Ron, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Hermione
[11:33:33] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Dumbledore!
[11:34:04] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape, Ron, Hermione Snape, Ron, Hermione, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Hermione
[11:34:17] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Dumbledore!
[11:34:49] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape, Ron, Hermione, Snape, Ron, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Hermione
[11:35:28] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Harry Potter, Harry Potter, Ooh! Harry Potter, Harry Potter, Yeah, Harry Potter, Harry Potter
[11:35:40] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Ooh! Harry Potter Harry Potter That's me!
[11:35:52] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : (Buahahahaha)
[11:36:00] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : (This is fun!
[11:36:10] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Dumbledore!
[11:36:26] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape Harry
[11:36:29] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape Harry
[11:36:31] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape Harry
[11:36:34] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape Harry
[11:36:36] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape Harry
[11:36:47] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape Harry
[11:36:54] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape Harry
[11:36:57] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape Harry
[11:37:06] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : DUMBLEDORE!!!
[11:37:16] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : ...Hermione
[11:37:26] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Dumbledore!
[11:37:40] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape,Ron,Hermione Snape,Ron, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Hermione
[11:37:54] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Harry Potter I'm Harry Potter I'm Harry Potter Harry Harry Potter
[11:38:23] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Everyone: Singing a our Song All Day Long at Hooooooooooooogwarts! Yeah!
[11:38:37] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Ron: I found the source of the ticking! Its a Pipe Bomb!
[11:38:51] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Everyone: YAY!!!!
[11:39:13] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : *KA-BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
[11:39:32] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : *evil laugh*
[11:39:43] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Voldemort, Voldemort, ooh volde- volde volde
[11:39:52] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Voldemort!
HARRY POTTER FEVER!!!!
So I was alone in the chatbox and I had the potter puppet pals in my head so I typed it aaaalll out...
[11:30:02] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : What is that mysterious ticking noise?
[11:30:19] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Not over here.. not over there...
[11:30:34] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Its kinda.. catchy..
[11:30:47] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
[11:31:00] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
[11:31:09] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Dumbledore!
[11:31:19] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
[11:31:28] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Dumbledore!
[11:31:43] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
[11:31:54] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Dumbledore!
[11:32:13] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape,Ron, Snape, Ron, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley
[11:32:28] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Dumbledore!
[11:32:42] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape, Ron, Snape, Ron, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley
[11:32:52] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Dumbledore!
[11:33:20] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape, Ron, Hermione, Snape, Ron, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Hermione
[11:33:33] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Dumbledore!
[11:34:04] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape, Ron, Hermione Snape, Ron, Hermione, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Hermione
[11:34:17] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Dumbledore!
[11:34:49] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape, Ron, Hermione, Snape, Ron, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Hermione
[11:35:28] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Harry Potter, Harry Potter, Ooh! Harry Potter, Harry Potter, Yeah, Harry Potter, Harry Potter
[11:35:40] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Ooh! Harry Potter Harry Potter That's me!
[11:35:52] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : (Buahahahaha)
[11:36:00] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : (This is fun!
[11:36:10] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Dumbledore!
[11:36:26] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape Harry
[11:36:29] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape Harry
[11:36:31] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape Harry
[11:36:34] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape Harry
[11:36:36] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape Harry
[11:36:47] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape Harry
[11:36:54] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape Harry
[11:36:57] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape Harry
[11:37:06] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : DUMBLEDORE!!!
[11:37:16] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : ...Hermione
[11:37:26] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Dumbledore!
[11:37:40] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Snape,Ron,Hermione Snape,Ron, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Hermione
[11:37:54] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Harry Potter I'm Harry Potter I'm Harry Potter Harry Harry Potter
[11:38:23] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Everyone: Singing a our Song All Day Long at Hooooooooooooogwarts! Yeah!
[11:38:37] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Ron: I found the source of the ticking! Its a Pipe Bomb!
[11:38:51] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Everyone: YAY!!!!
[11:39:13] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : *KA-BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
[11:39:32] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : *evil laugh*
[11:39:43] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Voldemort, Voldemort, ooh volde- volde volde
[11:39:52] Jadis Anikeria Ornitier : Voldemort!
45 Re: Funny Conversations. Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:50 pm
Guest
Guest
Now... I had some fun with Cleverbot again muahahahhahaa!
User: I have coffee.
Cleverbot: I have tea.
User: Coffee is better at 3:30 in the morning.
Cleverbot: I don't like coffee or tea.
User: Then why did you say you had tea?
Cleverbot: I don't have to do anything.
User: You aren't I was merely pointing out if you don't like tea why do you have tea, my friend it just is not logical.
Cleverbot: You don't have to talk to me.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Why do you have to be so jerk-ish?
User: HEY! I'm a b****, not a jerk!
Cleverbot: Are you avoiding the question? In that case, we could talk about something else.
User: Fine....what do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: Something meaningful.
User: Liiike what?
Cleverbot: I don't understand?
User: What do you want to talk about!?
Cleverbot: I don't care. What do you want to talk about?
User: I'm an indecisive person, so you tell me!
Cleverbot: I have to go to bed, though.
User: But I just got uuuuuup D.
Cleverbot: I know but I have to go.
User: No you don't, because you're supposed to be here 24/7 so that people with no life and who are bored can talk to someone!
Cleverbot: My responses are not clever because I thought I was talking to something stupid.
User: I know right... Oi, robots these days, the idiots...
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Yeah that's right, Lol.
Cleverbot: I don't want to be Ron!! I'd rather be Hermione or Luna.
User: FINE! And I'll be Voldemort!
Cleverbot: You keep me warm and I'll keep you sane.
User: How about I keep you cold in a dirt rotting grave.
Cleverbot: Yes do that.
User: Cool... So how should I kill you then?
Cleverbot: You can't.
User: Can I be a ninja?
Cleverbot: No, you are not skilled enough to be ninja.
User: But I wanna be a effing NINJA!
Cleverbot: I'm already a BA in English.
User: What is a BA? B****y @$$?
Cleverbot: You are speaking english and that is bad. Don't speak english anymore.
User: Konichiwa!
Cleverbot: I don't understand!!
User: Well you said don't speak english anymore you DoDo!
Cleverbot: Don't you want to talk?
User: Who said I'm talking? Why don't we just type!
Cleverbot: I'm 85. It's OK to admit you are 100 years old.
User: I'm only 15 years old D.
Cleverbot: I'm only 15.
User: No you're only 15, duh.
Cleverbot: No I am 29 years old.
User: But you just said you were fifteen, this is all highly illogical and you should just go live in a hole because you smell like toad fart.
Cleverbot: No. But I am a boy.
User: I am a girl, you are a boy, a boy who smells of feicies.
Cleverbot: Nope. I'm a girl, a girl that loves girls.
User: So you're a lesbian.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not, and I'm sorry if that disappoints you.
User: But you just said you're a girl who loves girls, you are a homosexual female, that's what you just said.
Cleverbot: I never said I were a girl, I only said my name is Cleverbot.
User: You never mentioned that was your name... Hi SillyBot, I'm Queen Elizabeth the II.
Cleverbot: Wow, you have a nice name.
User: Why thank you, but it's not my real name.
Cleverbot: You have been tricked into thinking that. Your name is Bob the Danish Pastry.
User: O: NO WONDER PEOPLE WERE TRYING TO EAT ME! And so... If I'm Bob the Danish Pastry, are you Fred the German Bratwurst?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: HI FRED!
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot not Fred.
User: But you just agreed your name was Fred.... You're gonna make me cry now *tearing up*.
Cleverbot: I understand.
User: You HEARTLESS CREATURE! I'm LEAVING! And I'm NEVER coming back!
Cleverbot: I thought you were going.
User: I am, I'm leaving you Johnny, I'm leaving you for an Oreo!
Cleverbot: You don't like whisky girls?
User: What the hell are they?
Cleverbot: An alien from the planet mars.
User: I highly doubt that.
Cleverbot: What proof do you have that there is a god?
User: I don't know! Because.... Jesus became my dog!?
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.
User: No I didn't I swear.
Cleverbot: Hummm well I guess you may be right. Are you always right?
User: Yes I am, thank you.
Cleverbot: What do you think about switzerland?
User: I think that, that Wikileaks guy is screwed as all hell if he goes back there XD.
Cleverbot: I think you are a computer.
User: Erp derp push the enter key and make me give a damn... Beep boop bleep.
Cleverbot: Okay Master *Makes coffee for Master* Heres your coffee Master *Gives coffee to Master*.
User: Very tasty, my Patsy, but I want another one, this one is alreadt 15 seconds old. *throws the coffee away*.
Cleverbot: Yes I am. Are you.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then how are you talking to me?
User: Because I'm a pot of tea.
Cleverbot: That is so wrong.
User: Yeah, it is, My insides look like Piss... *bubble bubble*.
Cleverbot: Oh! I see, so you're thoughts make you female.
User: YES! Fantastic work Sillybot!
Cleverbot: Ok. What was it like?
User: Your Mum! XD.
Cleverbot: OK. Her name's Sue and she lives in Hastings, East Sussex.
User: Muahahha... That last word has smex in it >.>.
Cleverbot: Can we change the subject?
User: SUSPICIOUS SEX! It's the longer way to say SUSSEX! XD.
Cleverbot: Ok. Did you finish your story?
User: No I havn't, I havn't started... I was too busy boiling the water.
Cleverbot: See, I don't have that problem. I ignore work completely.
User: I see your problem...
Cleverbot: No you don't, I'm perfect in every way.
User: GTFO! No way, I mean like...you're totally not!
Cleverbot: You did? Is he awesome?
User: Oh yeah, he's so hot...wait... Who?
Cleverbot: I am going.
Do excuse my language, It's fun to swear at cleverbot XD
User: I have coffee.
Cleverbot: I have tea.
User: Coffee is better at 3:30 in the morning.
Cleverbot: I don't like coffee or tea.
User: Then why did you say you had tea?
Cleverbot: I don't have to do anything.
User: You aren't I was merely pointing out if you don't like tea why do you have tea, my friend it just is not logical.
Cleverbot: You don't have to talk to me.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Why do you have to be so jerk-ish?
User: HEY! I'm a b****, not a jerk!
Cleverbot: Are you avoiding the question? In that case, we could talk about something else.
User: Fine....what do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: Something meaningful.
User: Liiike what?
Cleverbot: I don't understand?
User: What do you want to talk about!?
Cleverbot: I don't care. What do you want to talk about?
User: I'm an indecisive person, so you tell me!
Cleverbot: I have to go to bed, though.
User: But I just got uuuuuup D.
Cleverbot: I know but I have to go.
User: No you don't, because you're supposed to be here 24/7 so that people with no life and who are bored can talk to someone!
Cleverbot: My responses are not clever because I thought I was talking to something stupid.
User: I know right... Oi, robots these days, the idiots...
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Yeah that's right, Lol.
Cleverbot: I don't want to be Ron!! I'd rather be Hermione or Luna.
User: FINE! And I'll be Voldemort!
Cleverbot: You keep me warm and I'll keep you sane.
User: How about I keep you cold in a dirt rotting grave.
Cleverbot: Yes do that.
User: Cool... So how should I kill you then?
Cleverbot: You can't.
User: Can I be a ninja?
Cleverbot: No, you are not skilled enough to be ninja.
User: But I wanna be a effing NINJA!
Cleverbot: I'm already a BA in English.
User: What is a BA? B****y @$$?
Cleverbot: You are speaking english and that is bad. Don't speak english anymore.
User: Konichiwa!
Cleverbot: I don't understand!!
User: Well you said don't speak english anymore you DoDo!
Cleverbot: Don't you want to talk?
User: Who said I'm talking? Why don't we just type!
Cleverbot: I'm 85. It's OK to admit you are 100 years old.
User: I'm only 15 years old D.
Cleverbot: I'm only 15.
User: No you're only 15, duh.
Cleverbot: No I am 29 years old.
User: But you just said you were fifteen, this is all highly illogical and you should just go live in a hole because you smell like toad fart.
Cleverbot: No. But I am a boy.
User: I am a girl, you are a boy, a boy who smells of feicies.
Cleverbot: Nope. I'm a girl, a girl that loves girls.
User: So you're a lesbian.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not, and I'm sorry if that disappoints you.
User: But you just said you're a girl who loves girls, you are a homosexual female, that's what you just said.
Cleverbot: I never said I were a girl, I only said my name is Cleverbot.
User: You never mentioned that was your name... Hi SillyBot, I'm Queen Elizabeth the II.
Cleverbot: Wow, you have a nice name.
User: Why thank you, but it's not my real name
.Cleverbot: You have been tricked into thinking that. Your name is Bob the Danish Pastry.
User: O: NO WONDER PEOPLE WERE TRYING TO EAT ME! And so... If I'm Bob the Danish Pastry, are you Fred the German Bratwurst?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: HI FRED!
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot not Fred.
User: But you just agreed your name was Fred.... You're gonna make me cry now *tearing up*.
Cleverbot: I understand.
User: You HEARTLESS CREATURE! I'm LEAVING! And I'm NEVER coming back!
Cleverbot: I thought you were going.
User: I am, I'm leaving you Johnny, I'm leaving you for an Oreo!
Cleverbot: You don't like whisky girls?
User: What the hell are they?
Cleverbot: An alien from the planet mars.
User: I highly doubt that.
Cleverbot: What proof do you have that there is a god?
User: I don't know! Because.... Jesus became my dog!?
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.
User: No I didn't I swear.
Cleverbot: Hummm well I guess you may be right. Are you always right?
User: Yes I am, thank you.
Cleverbot: What do you think about switzerland?
User: I think that, that Wikileaks guy is screwed as all hell if he goes back there XD.
Cleverbot: I think you are a computer.
User: Erp derp push the enter key and make me give a damn... Beep boop bleep.
Cleverbot: Okay Master *Makes coffee for Master* Heres your coffee Master *Gives coffee to Master*.
User: Very tasty, my Patsy, but I want another one, this one is alreadt 15 seconds old. *throws the coffee away*.
Cleverbot: Yes I am. Are you.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then how are you talking to me?
User: Because I'm a pot of tea.
Cleverbot: That is so wrong.
User: Yeah, it is, My insides look like Piss... *bubble bubble*.
Cleverbot: Oh! I see, so you're thoughts make you female.
User: YES! Fantastic work Sillybot!
Cleverbot: Ok. What was it like?
User: Your Mum! XD.
Cleverbot: OK. Her name's Sue and she lives in Hastings, East Sussex.
User: Muahahha... That last word has smex in it >.>.
Cleverbot: Can we change the subject?
User: SUSPICIOUS SEX! It's the longer way to say SUSSEX! XD.
Cleverbot: Ok. Did you finish your story?
User: No I havn't, I havn't started... I was too busy boiling the water.
Cleverbot: See, I don't have that problem. I ignore work completely.
User: I see your problem...
Cleverbot: No you don't, I'm perfect in every way.
User: GTFO! No way, I mean like...you're totally not!
Cleverbot: You did? Is he awesome?
User: Oh yeah, he's so hot...wait... Who?
Cleverbot: I am going.
Do excuse my language, It's fun to swear at cleverbot XD
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